CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You must train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.
SHUT UP YODA
YOU FUCKING GREEN BASTARD
because once you do that
youc a'nt be alive
can't live for th emoment
not in me
oh look
it's nother thing o the day going the same way as every other thing of the day
i need to do something drastic
because if i can't even write thing of hte day on a day where i feel like i should be able to write a thing of the day
what use am I?
hnmmm
i could try
brinign back...
JOHNNY NOSE?
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When Johnny Nose woke the first thing he thought about was how long it would be before he got to go back to bed. He'd have to get up for a while, just to keep up appearances, but he could have a good sleep in the afternoon. Just lie there in bed, awake for a while, then asleep. Maybe he'd dream. Maybe he'd even masturbate! Ha, of course not. Those days were long gone.
But still...
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NO
WHAT HTE FUCK IS THAT
THAT'S NOT JOHNNNNNNNNNNNY NOSE
WHAT THE FUCK
JOHNY NOSE IN'ST LIKE THAt
JOHNNNNNNNNNYSE NOSE HAS ATTITUDE MAN
HE HAS STYLLLLLLLLLE
MAAAAN
HE HAS
H'ES COOOOL
HE'S JOHNNNNNNNNNN Y NOSE
MANN
I FI CN'AT WRITE JOHNNNNNNNNY NSOE
THAT MEANS I HAVE NO JOHNNY NOSE INSIDE ME
THAT IS BAD
I NEED THAT MAN THAT JOHNN NOSE IN ME
LET'S TRY IT ONE MORE TIME, KDIS
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Johnny Nose was walking down the street when he saw a nice girl. She didn't look at him. He pulled a disgusted face. She noticed that.
"EXCUSE ME, I'M A RETARD, COULD I FEEL YOUR TITS?" he asked. She looked alarmed and started walking away fast. "I'M JOHNNY NOSE AND YOU'RE NOT!" he added, running away.
He ran right into an old man walking a dog. "Watch where you're going, sonny!" said the old man.
"SONNY? OLD MEN ACTUALLY SAY THAT? FUCK!" said Johnny. "I SHOULD STAB YOU LIKE KIDS DO."
"You look about 29 years old to me, sonny," said the old man.
"FUCK OFF. I JUST GRABBED A GIRL'S TITS. WHAT DO YOU THINK I'LL DO TO YOU?"
"Bum me?"
"WHAT? FUCK!"
"Fuck off! I thought in the war, you know!"
"Which war?"
"THE WAR AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE!"
"Wait...which one am I and which one are you?"
"I don't know. I think I'm you from the future."
"WHAT?"
"FUCK!"
"THIS IS A DREAM!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH"
________-
it was all a dream!
okay that wasn't a proper johny nose story either
so never mind
never mind anything
fuck
SHUT UP YODA
YOU FUCKING GREEN BASTARD
because once you do that
youc a'nt be alive
can't live for th emoment
not in me
oh look
it's nother thing o the day going the same way as every other thing of the day
i need to do something drastic
because if i can't even write thing of hte day on a day where i feel like i should be able to write a thing of the day
what use am I?
hnmmm
i could try
brinign back...
JOHNNY NOSE?
__________________--
When Johnny Nose woke the first thing he thought about was how long it would be before he got to go back to bed. He'd have to get up for a while, just to keep up appearances, but he could have a good sleep in the afternoon. Just lie there in bed, awake for a while, then asleep. Maybe he'd dream. Maybe he'd even masturbate! Ha, of course not. Those days were long gone.
But still...
______________-
NO
WHAT HTE FUCK IS THAT
THAT'S NOT JOHNNNNNNNNNNNY NOSE
WHAT THE FUCK
JOHNY NOSE IN'ST LIKE THAt
JOHNNNNNNNNNYSE NOSE HAS ATTITUDE MAN
HE HAS STYLLLLLLLLLE
MAAAAN
HE HAS
H'ES COOOOL
HE'S JOHNNNNNNNNNN Y NOSE
MANN
I FI CN'AT WRITE JOHNNNNNNNNY NSOE
THAT MEANS I HAVE NO JOHNNY NOSE INSIDE ME
THAT IS BAD
I NEED THAT MAN THAT JOHNN NOSE IN ME
LET'S TRY IT ONE MORE TIME, KDIS
_________________________________
Johnny Nose was walking down the street when he saw a nice girl. She didn't look at him. He pulled a disgusted face. She noticed that.
"EXCUSE ME, I'M A RETARD, COULD I FEEL YOUR TITS?" he asked. She looked alarmed and started walking away fast. "I'M JOHNNY NOSE AND YOU'RE NOT!" he added, running away.
He ran right into an old man walking a dog. "Watch where you're going, sonny!" said the old man.
"SONNY? OLD MEN ACTUALLY SAY THAT? FUCK!" said Johnny. "I SHOULD STAB YOU LIKE KIDS DO."
"You look about 29 years old to me, sonny," said the old man.
"FUCK OFF. I JUST GRABBED A GIRL'S TITS. WHAT DO YOU THINK I'LL DO TO YOU?"
"Bum me?"
"WHAT? FUCK!"
"Fuck off! I thought in the war, you know!"
"Which war?"
"THE WAR AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE!"
"Wait...which one am I and which one are you?"
"I don't know. I think I'm you from the future."
"WHAT?"
"FUCK!"
"THIS IS A DREAM!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH"
________-
it was all a dream!
okay that wasn't a proper johny nose story either
so never mind
never mind anything
fuck
