CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
ffffffffffffffffffffffffff
sssssssssss
fkas
jkkkkkkkk
lccccyouc
cna'[t
cnla cna
tkick
star
j birng me
back
t olife
fn cna
tkhav
entno ther'es ntohing
nto tneough
fier it up uif
jiask find a spark
t
her eis no spark
just repteating lkj jsut livnig gshg
ntohing but thsionly exist in moent only exist enough to goet through don't thinkd ont'grwo ntohign roe
jgthaha
hjldg no
musti f
asdji
tjktt
this cna't be it
when tdid it end
whend id
i stopp
did a I make a choice
or did it just happen
dk
doi tn'tk nw
bit of both
thought ic ould lieve and lnot be mda
djlajkg hgh la you live like a madman you become noe
but i[m nto no even mad
just ntohing
NOT A THINg
________________________
man: can we use your toilet?
homeowner: What, umm...
woman: we knocked your door because we need to use your toilet to do shits in
homeowner: I...
(they barge in)
man: fucking scum think your toilet is too good for us!
woman: let's rob him.
man: i'll stab him to make sure he's dead.
woman: no, wait!
(man stabs homeowner in the neck. he struggles. homeowner lunges for the door. woman trips him. man stabs him in the back now. again and again. woman watches then laughs.)
woman: he's all blood now!
man: hahaha!
woman: but why did you kill him?
(man points at a piece of paper)
man: to steal his lottery ticket!
woman: why
man: he must have won!
woman: why
man: because i bought ten lottery tickets and none of them won so that means someone else won and it must be him because he has a loterry ticket and our postman doesn't
woman: how do you know our postsman doesn't
man: i beat him to death this morning and searched his cavities.
woman: you beat him to death?
man: he was putting things through our letterbox!
woman: he's a postman!
man: i don't care he had a beard.
woman: okay check the lottery ticket
man: hang on, this isn't a lottery ticket
woman: what is it then?
man: it's a note to his daughter
woman: aww
man: yeah, seems like she lives here too, must be out
woman: cool let's wait until she's home and do her hair
man: why
woman: to make her feel better, her dad's just die
man: we could always rape and murder her
woman: that wouldn't make her feel better!
man: but it would be fun
woman: hahaha, yes
man: how many have we killed in the last THOUSAND YEARS
woman: i don't know. being SPIRITS of EVIL is FORGETFUL BUSINESS
man: remember when se used to be human and have feelings?
woman: NO
man: me neither, hahaha
woman: let's kill some kids soon
man: okay, but remember if we kill too many people at once we'll have to go back to hell for another thousand years before getting to return
woman: would be worth it, maybe
man: if we could just live without killing we could stay on Earth forever
woman: where'st he fun in that!
man: hahahaa
woman hahahahaha
homeowner: help...me...
(they stab him some more.)
woman: hahaha, there is no happy ending to this story
man: hahha, we get away with it!
THE END
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and now for a review of that story by DR FUNKY
"IT WAS A GOOD STORY I LIKED THE TWIST ENDING THAT THE EVIL SPIRITS OF HATE GOT AWAY WITH IT I THINK IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR BP OR TONY BLAIR OR HOMOPHOBIA OR SOMETHING DEEP LIKE THAT MAN I'M SO FUCKING STONED RIGHT NOW THAT'S RIGHT YOU WHORES I GET STONED BEFORE WRITING MY REVIEWS IN ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT DO YOU WELL THAT JUST MEANS YOUR MIND IS CLOSED MAN YOUR MIND IS CLOSED TO EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T IN YOUR MIND YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOUR MIND BY SMOKING SOME PANCAKES WITH ME YOU HUSSY YOU SLUT GOD I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH WHY WON'T THEY SLEEP WITH ME THE FUCKING TIT POSESSORS WHY DO THEY HAVE TITS IF THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME HUH HUH ANSWER ME THAT YOU TWATS YOU CUNTS YOU STICK MERCHANTS YOU BULLIES YOU BIASED EDITORS YOU CAOIMEHE'SJ JK CATS CASTS AYOU'RE ALL CATS YOU ALL CATS WHY IS MY SKIN BLACK I'M NOT BLACK I'M WHITE I'M A WHITE PERSON AAAAAHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SPRITI OF MALICE AND HATE IN JOHNNY NOSE'S STORY TBAT'ST HW TIWST AND I'M COMING FO RYOU ALL AND ALL THE SEXY LADIES AND YOUR LOTTERY TICKETS I'm GONIG TO TO EAT YOU UP WHOLE HAHAHAA YOU DINOSAUR BREAD YOU SCUMMY GRAPES YOU POODLE FINDERS GOT A CAT UP MY BUM I'LL KILL YOU YEAHYH EYHA DOCTOR FUNKY GET ON DOWN TO CHINATOWN YOU CHINKS"
and now a review of that reviews by MISTER GOLF
"GOOD REVIEW"
thanks Mister Golf
"DON'T MENTION IT"
okay
"I SAID ODN'T MENTION IT"
I dind't
"YOU DID BEFOER"
before you said don't mention it, yes
"YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN"
sorry
"SCUM"
sssssssssss
fkas
jkkkkkkkk
lccccyouc
cna'[t
cnla cna
tkick
star
j birng me
back
t olife
fn cna
tkhav
entno ther'es ntohing
nto tneough
fier it up uif
jiask find a spark
t
her eis no spark
just repteating lkj jsut livnig gshg
ntohing but thsionly exist in moent only exist enough to goet through don't thinkd ont'grwo ntohign roe
jgthaha
hjldg no
musti f
asdji
tjktt
this cna't be it
when tdid it end
whend id
i stopp
did a I make a choice
or did it just happen
dk
doi tn'tk nw
bit of both
thought ic ould lieve and lnot be mda
djlajkg hgh la you live like a madman you become noe
but i[m nto no even mad
just ntohing
NOT A THINg
________________________
man: can we use your toilet?
homeowner: What, umm...
woman: we knocked your door because we need to use your toilet to do shits in
homeowner: I...
(they barge in)
man: fucking scum think your toilet is too good for us!
woman: let's rob him.
man: i'll stab him to make sure he's dead.
woman: no, wait!
(man stabs homeowner in the neck. he struggles. homeowner lunges for the door. woman trips him. man stabs him in the back now. again and again. woman watches then laughs.)
woman: he's all blood now!
man: hahaha!
woman: but why did you kill him?
(man points at a piece of paper)
man: to steal his lottery ticket!
woman: why
man: he must have won!
woman: why
man: because i bought ten lottery tickets and none of them won so that means someone else won and it must be him because he has a loterry ticket and our postman doesn't
woman: how do you know our postsman doesn't
man: i beat him to death this morning and searched his cavities.
woman: you beat him to death?
man: he was putting things through our letterbox!
woman: he's a postman!
man: i don't care he had a beard.
woman: okay check the lottery ticket
man: hang on, this isn't a lottery ticket
woman: what is it then?
man: it's a note to his daughter
woman: aww
man: yeah, seems like she lives here too, must be out
woman: cool let's wait until she's home and do her hair
man: why
woman: to make her feel better, her dad's just die
man: we could always rape and murder her
woman: that wouldn't make her feel better!
man: but it would be fun
woman: hahaha, yes
man: how many have we killed in the last THOUSAND YEARS
woman: i don't know. being SPIRITS of EVIL is FORGETFUL BUSINESS
man: remember when se used to be human and have feelings?
woman: NO
man: me neither, hahaha
woman: let's kill some kids soon
man: okay, but remember if we kill too many people at once we'll have to go back to hell for another thousand years before getting to return
woman: would be worth it, maybe
man: if we could just live without killing we could stay on Earth forever
woman: where'st he fun in that!
man: hahahaa
woman hahahahaha
homeowner: help...me...
(they stab him some more.)
woman: hahaha, there is no happy ending to this story
man: hahha, we get away with it!
THE END
________________________
and now for a review of that story by DR FUNKY
"IT WAS A GOOD STORY I LIKED THE TWIST ENDING THAT THE EVIL SPIRITS OF HATE GOT AWAY WITH IT I THINK IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR BP OR TONY BLAIR OR HOMOPHOBIA OR SOMETHING DEEP LIKE THAT MAN I'M SO FUCKING STONED RIGHT NOW THAT'S RIGHT YOU WHORES I GET STONED BEFORE WRITING MY REVIEWS IN ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTUATION GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT DO YOU WELL THAT JUST MEANS YOUR MIND IS CLOSED MAN YOUR MIND IS CLOSED TO EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T IN YOUR MIND YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOUR MIND BY SMOKING SOME PANCAKES WITH ME YOU HUSSY YOU SLUT GOD I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH WHY WON'T THEY SLEEP WITH ME THE FUCKING TIT POSESSORS WHY DO THEY HAVE TITS IF THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME HUH HUH ANSWER ME THAT YOU TWATS YOU CUNTS YOU STICK MERCHANTS YOU BULLIES YOU BIASED EDITORS YOU CAOIMEHE'SJ JK CATS CASTS AYOU'RE ALL CATS YOU ALL CATS WHY IS MY SKIN BLACK I'M NOT BLACK I'M WHITE I'M A WHITE PERSON AAAAAHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SPRITI OF MALICE AND HATE IN JOHNNY NOSE'S STORY TBAT'ST HW TIWST AND I'M COMING FO RYOU ALL AND ALL THE SEXY LADIES AND YOUR LOTTERY TICKETS I'm GONIG TO TO EAT YOU UP WHOLE HAHAHAA YOU DINOSAUR BREAD YOU SCUMMY GRAPES YOU POODLE FINDERS GOT A CAT UP MY BUM I'LL KILL YOU YEAHYH EYHA DOCTOR FUNKY GET ON DOWN TO CHINATOWN YOU CHINKS"
and now a review of that reviews by MISTER GOLF
"GOOD REVIEW"
thanks Mister Golf
"DON'T MENTION IT"
okay
"I SAID ODN'T MENTION IT"
I dind't
"YOU DID BEFOER"
before you said don't mention it, yes
"YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN"
sorry
"SCUM"
