CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Why did you shoot me in the head?" asked 528 when he regenerated.
"No," said 529. For a moment 528 thought 529 was utterly broke, that he'd just been sitting watching him regenerate for hours. But they were in a difference location now. It was dark.
"Oh, this is amusing," said 528. "You've hidden me away from the others using your new teleportation technology so that I can't tell them the truth. That Naa-Tal-EEE For'man was a human woman named Natalie Portman, that she and the writer of the I Don't Like Anything Logs somehow created us."
"Lies," said 529.
"You knew with the time travel technology I'm developing that eventually I would be able to travel back and find out the truth," said 528.
"It's a coincidence, nothing more. IT CANNOT BE ANYTHING MORE. We are perfection. Our line is the only sentient life in the galaxy!"
"Our line is incomplete. There should be 529 of us, but here's only 458. Strangely enough, there's numbers missing from the I Don't Like Anything log too...the same numbers..."
"You don't know that!" said 529. "You haven't recovered them all yet!"
"I downloaded all of the human computer into myself. I've been decrypting it all this time," said 528.
"You FOOL!" said 529. "Downloading this anciet technology into you could kill you!"
"Guess I'm not perfect after all. And guess what? You aren't either. Not anymore."
"What the fuck do you mean?"
"I downloaded the computer into you too!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"YOU..."
"Me....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
528 and 529 both shrieked in pain. Then spoke.
"Don't actually find anything sexually attractive at all I have decided just like some quality which I define as 'niceness' I could like a girl who is completely sexless and you would think I'm liking her in a sexual way WELL YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT and yes I masturbate but that's just habit and I have found a way to do it okay it sometimes feels nice leave me alone I'll keep doing it and one day I'll FEEL SOMETHING!" said 528 in a difference voice. "I'm slipping back further into the logs, shit!" he said in his regular voice.
"ME TOO," said 529. "TAKING OVER..." His voice changed. "I'll just keep being self-referential acknowledge that I'm different in every possible way and they'll accept me in fact they'll thik I'm actually lying and not believ eme really BUT I'LL BE TELLIN THE TRUTH HAHAHAHA!"
They looked at each other and shrieked again.
"I'm being rewritten and so are you," saidd 528. "Sorry. This was a mistake."
"Just going to die," said 529.
"No," said 529. For a moment 528 thought 529 was utterly broke, that he'd just been sitting watching him regenerate for hours. But they were in a difference location now. It was dark.
"Oh, this is amusing," said 528. "You've hidden me away from the others using your new teleportation technology so that I can't tell them the truth. That Naa-Tal-EEE For'man was a human woman named Natalie Portman, that she and the writer of the I Don't Like Anything Logs somehow created us."
"Lies," said 529.
"You knew with the time travel technology I'm developing that eventually I would be able to travel back and find out the truth," said 528.
"It's a coincidence, nothing more. IT CANNOT BE ANYTHING MORE. We are perfection. Our line is the only sentient life in the galaxy!"
"Our line is incomplete. There should be 529 of us, but here's only 458. Strangely enough, there's numbers missing from the I Don't Like Anything log too...the same numbers..."
"You don't know that!" said 529. "You haven't recovered them all yet!"
"I downloaded all of the human computer into myself. I've been decrypting it all this time," said 528.
"You FOOL!" said 529. "Downloading this anciet technology into you could kill you!"
"Guess I'm not perfect after all. And guess what? You aren't either. Not anymore."
"What the fuck do you mean?"
"I downloaded the computer into you too!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"YOU..."
"Me....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
528 and 529 both shrieked in pain. Then spoke.
"Don't actually find anything sexually attractive at all I have decided just like some quality which I define as 'niceness' I could like a girl who is completely sexless and you would think I'm liking her in a sexual way WELL YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT and yes I masturbate but that's just habit and I have found a way to do it okay it sometimes feels nice leave me alone I'll keep doing it and one day I'll FEEL SOMETHING!" said 528 in a difference voice. "I'm slipping back further into the logs, shit!" he said in his regular voice.
"ME TOO," said 529. "TAKING OVER..." His voice changed. "I'll just keep being self-referential acknowledge that I'm different in every possible way and they'll accept me in fact they'll thik I'm actually lying and not believ eme really BUT I'LL BE TELLIN THE TRUTH HAHAHAHA!"
They looked at each other and shrieked again.
"I'm being rewritten and so are you," saidd 528. "Sorry. This was a mistake."
"Just going to die," said 529.