thingoftheday franchise set to return?

[CaptainWacky]

Or will it be replaced by a new, and some would say (well, will say) BETTER franchise called "HITLER JEW FUCK SCUM EARS" of the day? No, that won't happen.

BUT THING OF THE DAY MIGHT REUTNr

OR STORY OF RHTE DAY

OR JOHNNY NOSE

OR SOMETHING

OR I MIGHT "GET A LIFE"

WELL NO

BECAUSE LIFE'S AREN'T THERE FOR THE GETTING

YOU NEED TO BE ALIGND RIGHT FIRSt

I'M NOT

PARTS OF MY BRAIN ARE MISSING

AND THEY WON'T COME BACK

UNLESS

UNLESS SOMEONE INVENTS A CURE FOR FUCKNOSEBRAIN DISEASE

WHCIH IS WHAT I HAVE
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BUT THEY WON'T

NO ONE'S WORKING ON A CURE
WHY WOULD THEY?

I'LL JUST DIE ANYWAY

nO POINT CURING ME IF I'm GOING TO DIE

NOW IF I WAS IMMORTAL

THEN SOMEONE WILL INVENT A CURE

SO I HAVE TO BECOME IMMORTAL

THAT'S MY PALN

PLAN

STEP ONE: ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY
STEP TWO: DEVELOP CURE FOR MY FUCKING UP RIDDLED BRAIN
STEP THREE: "GET A LIFE"
STEP FOUR: WANK

BUT THE PROBLEM I SUPPOSE IS

THAT EVEN IF MY BRIAN WAS CURED

I STIL LDWOULDN'T BE NORMAL

BECASUE I'D BE IMMORTAL

AND THAT AIN'T NORMAL

HMM

DEATH IS SO STUPId

LOL

ILL JUST DIE LATER THIS DAY

CAN'T HAVE IT

IMMORTALITY IST HE ONLY OPTION

HOW CAN ANYONE DISAGREE

WHY AREN'T YOU ALL TRYING TO ACHIEVE IT

YOU FUCKBRICKS

IS IT BECAUSE YOUR BRAINS ARE "NORMAL"

AND YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU'rE GOING TO DIE SOON?

WHAT THE FUCK

DON'T GO GENTLY INTO THE NIGHT

YOU NOSEBOTS

YOU POOR BORG

YOU'VE ALL BEEN PROGRAMMEd

LOL

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE ABSUDITY OF LIFE

AND THEY SAY I'M THE CRAZY ONE

LOL

WAIT

I'vE TYPED VARIATONS OF THAT SHIT EIGHT MILLION TIMES BEFORE

AND IT NEVER CHANGED ANYTHING

NONE OF YOU LSITENED

AND I DIDN'T WAKE UP IMMORTAL

FUCK

I AM THE CRAZY ONE

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS REPEATING THE SAME ACTION AGAIN AND AGAIN AND EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS

SAID FAITH TO ANGELUS IN THAT EPISODE OF ANGEL

SO I HAVE NO IDEA IF THAT ACTUALLY IS THE DEFINITION OF INSAITY

BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD

DAMN

THAT'S ME TOLd

RACHLE TO WIN

 

[SilentBtViolent]

This is maybe my favorite post of yours, ever. I have been thinking a lot, lately, about how time wins no matter what. Time doesn't heal shit, it just breaks, breaks, breaks, breaks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even Batman would have to admit that.