CaptainWacky
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ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR You
ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR CUNT---TRY
CUNT TRY
TRY TO GET SOME CUNT
LOL
SORRY ABOUT THE SEASR
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THE SWEARS
THE SWEARS!
WRODS ONLY HAVE THE POWER WE GIVE THEM
SO STOP GIVING WORDS POWER
YOU ASSNOSES
WHAT WAS I SYAIN ABOUT MY CUNTRY?
YES
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CUOUASLNdg
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What if you can't do anything for you country?
what if you can't do ANYTHING?
what if you have nothing to offer?
we're all told to try our best
we're all told to give it our all
what if our best isn't good enough and our all is nothing?
WHAT IF YOU'RE FUCKING DEFECTIVE?
what if you are, essneitally, an oxygen thief who makes typos like with "essentially" there but is too lazy to go back and correct them and when I say lazy I mean it actually PHYSICALLY HURTS to go back and correct them lol?
WHAT THEN?
WHAT IF YOU REALLY DONT HAVE ANYTHING?
IS IT SUICIDE THEN?
I THINK SO
BECAUSE IF YOU TELL SOMEONE
THAT YOU ARE NOTHING
AND HAVE NOTHING
THEY WON'T BELIEVE YOU
AND PAT YOU ON THE HEAD
AND SAY IT'S IN YOU
AND YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO CHANGE
BUT YOU KNOW YOU DON'T
YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THEM
BECAUSE YOU'vE BEEN YOU YOUR WHOLE LIFE
THEY'VE NEVER BEEN YOU
YOU'RE YOU
SO YOU KNOW YOURSELF BEST OF ALL
SO YOU KNOW
THAT IT'S HOPELESS
THAT THERE'S NOTHING
DO YOU KILL YOURSLEF?
OR JUST BRING BACK THING OF THE DAY?
MEEP MEEPP!
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"Ah but maybe things will be better in the next life..."
"Oh shut up with that."
"What?"
"NEXT life. HA!"
"You don't know there isn't!"
"You don't know King Kong isn't standing in my garden right now eating bananas. BUT HE ISN'T."
"It's not the same thing."
"IT IS TO ME."
"There are metaphysical levels to existence..."
"Oh shut up! And so what! Of course there's more than we can see! OF COURSE THERE IS. But that doesn't mean there's an afterlife! There is not one SHRED of evidence to suggest that there's an afterlife, you asshole!"
"I choose to believe there is."
"WELL IT'S ANNOYING THAT YOU DO."
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FAT PEOPELGOT BIG FAT BODIES THEY EAT LOTS OF CAKES THEY LOVE TO MICROWAVE AND BAKE THEY ARE SO FAT AND FAT THAT THEY LOOK UGLY TO ME I'D NEVER MASTURBATE OVER A FATGIRL'S KNEE I MEAN I LIKE BIG TITS SOMETIMES FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW BUT CHUNKY ROLLS OF FAT TO THEM I SAY NO THANK YOU I DON'T LIKE TO LOOK AT FAT PEOPLE I WISH THEY'D GO AWAY I WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH A FAT GIRL I'M FAR MORE LIKELY TO GO GAY OF COURSE THE IRONY IS THAT I'M HIDEOUSLY UNATTRACTIVE TOO AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SOCIAL SKILLS I COULD NEVER HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU I'M THE LEAST LIKELY PERSON TO EVER HAVE SEX SO I TYPE SHIT ABOUT THE FATTIES TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER LOL EXCEPT IT DOESN'T WORK MAYBE I SHOULD EAT INSTEAD YOU KNOW COMFORT EATING AND SHIT AND THEN I'D BE ALL FAT TOO AND I COULD HAVE DIRTY FAT SEX WITH A FAT GIRL AND OUR BODIES WOULD SQUELCH TOGETHER AND I'D BE ABLE TO GET MYSELF INTO THE FRAME OF MIND TO ENJOY IT AND I'D CUM RIGHT BETWEEN THE FOLDS OF HER FAT AND THEM FUCKING KICK HER IN THE FAT FACE LOL I CAN'T DO IT OKAY I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A FAT WOMAN OKAY STOP TRYING TO FOCE ME TOO YOU ASSHOLES
______________
fat people!
a poem by JOHNNY NOSE!
__________-
he live!
__________-
Johnny Nose is a state of mind
________-
SHOULD I WRITE AN EXISTENTIAL PLAY FOR OLD' TI'ME'S SAKE'?
GO' ON ' THEN '''!
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CAPTAINWACKY PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS TO YOU
A SHORT EXISTENTIAL PLAY FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE
WRITTEN AND DIRECTION BY CAPTAINWACKY
WITH ADDITONAL MATERIAL BY HITLER
______________
(A man walks onto the stage. He is naked and has a smaller than average penis.)
Man: It's cold in here!
(A woman planted in the audience laughs.)
Man: Oh, that's not why my penis is small. It's all small.
(The woman stands up.)
Woman: Don't I know it!
Man: You! My ex wife! Here, at my play! Ruining it!
Woman: Stop talking like that, you cock! You small cock! I hate you. I hate the childrend you father too. That's why I just killed them.
Man: What!?
Woman: Yep! I killed our kids then came to this play!
Man: They say no parent should outlive their child.
(The woman gets up on stage and starts to take her clothes off.)
Woman: Who says that, exacly?
Man: Hitler said it. In one of his speeches to the jews. "NO PARENT SHOULD OUT LIVE THEIR CHILD, YOU JEWISH BASTARDS. THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL. AND YOUR CHILDREN. AND THE GAYS AND GYPSIES. AND SOME PENGUINS. THAT'S RIGHT, PENGUINS. I HATE THOSE GUYS. THEY MAKE MY ONE BALL GO PURPLE WITH RAGE! GRRRR!" Remember?
Woman: Of course, I was there.
Man: Me too.
Woman: I KNOW, you were there with me. We're immortal vampires!
Man: Blah!
Woman: Hehe, we've had so many children and killed them all.
Man: We had to, they were vampires! It's hard to raise vampire kids in today's world!
Woman: To hard. That's why we kill them!
Man: And drink their blood! Blah! That's why I'm angry with you. If you were going to kill our kids, you should have told me first so we could BOTH drink their blood, together. We might not be married anymore, but half that blood is mine!
Woman: I'm sorry. And, becaue you've just been so decisive and take charge to me, I'm turned on and I want to marry you again!
Man: Then let's make love right here on the stage and conceive more kids!
Woman: But your acting career...
Man: Oh, it's already over, I killed the director and drank his blood before the show!
Woman: Oh you!
(They start to kiss but the curtain drops. The man sticks his head through.)
Man: Oh, sorry, we legally can't show full-on penetrative vampire sex in this town. Damn Rebupblicans! And we're not even in America! Blah!
Woman: Stop talking to them and start sucking my tits!
Man: Mmm, tit blood!
FIN
__________
WELL THAT WAS A GOOD PALY I THINK WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING THERE THNAKS TO CASSIE AND POISSBLY LOKTAR AND CURIOUSA8 FOR READING AND TO THE REST OF YOU FUCK YOU BUT YOU ARNE'T READING ANYWAY SO IS IT REALLY A FUCK YOU IF THERE'S NO ONE TO SEE IT WHO IS IT ACTUALLY DIRECTED AT NO ONE REALLY THAT'S WHO FOR A FUCK YOU TO BE EFFECTIVE IT MUST BE READ BLHA!
s
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR You
ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR CUNT---TRY
CUNT TRY
TRY TO GET SOME CUNT
LOL
SORRY ABOUT THE SEASR
sd
THE SWEARS
THE SWEARS!
WRODS ONLY HAVE THE POWER WE GIVE THEM
SO STOP GIVING WORDS POWER
YOU ASSNOSES
WHAT WAS I SYAIN ABOUT MY CUNTRY?
YES
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CUOUASLNdg
dfh
What if you can't do anything for you country?
what if you can't do ANYTHING?
what if you have nothing to offer?
we're all told to try our best
we're all told to give it our all
what if our best isn't good enough and our all is nothing?
WHAT IF YOU'RE FUCKING DEFECTIVE?
what if you are, essneitally, an oxygen thief who makes typos like with "essentially" there but is too lazy to go back and correct them and when I say lazy I mean it actually PHYSICALLY HURTS to go back and correct them lol?
WHAT THEN?
WHAT IF YOU REALLY DONT HAVE ANYTHING?
IS IT SUICIDE THEN?
I THINK SO
BECAUSE IF YOU TELL SOMEONE
THAT YOU ARE NOTHING
AND HAVE NOTHING
THEY WON'T BELIEVE YOU
AND PAT YOU ON THE HEAD
AND SAY IT'S IN YOU
AND YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO CHANGE
BUT YOU KNOW YOU DON'T
YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THEM
BECAUSE YOU'vE BEEN YOU YOUR WHOLE LIFE
THEY'VE NEVER BEEN YOU
YOU'RE YOU
SO YOU KNOW YOURSELF BEST OF ALL
SO YOU KNOW
THAT IT'S HOPELESS
THAT THERE'S NOTHING
DO YOU KILL YOURSLEF?
OR JUST BRING BACK THING OF THE DAY?
MEEP MEEPP!
________________________
"Ah but maybe things will be better in the next life..."
"Oh shut up with that."
"What?"
"NEXT life. HA!"
"You don't know there isn't!"
"You don't know King Kong isn't standing in my garden right now eating bananas. BUT HE ISN'T."
"It's not the same thing."
"IT IS TO ME."
"There are metaphysical levels to existence..."
"Oh shut up! And so what! Of course there's more than we can see! OF COURSE THERE IS. But that doesn't mean there's an afterlife! There is not one SHRED of evidence to suggest that there's an afterlife, you asshole!"
"I choose to believe there is."
"WELL IT'S ANNOYING THAT YOU DO."
________--
FAT PEOPELGOT BIG FAT BODIES THEY EAT LOTS OF CAKES THEY LOVE TO MICROWAVE AND BAKE THEY ARE SO FAT AND FAT THAT THEY LOOK UGLY TO ME I'D NEVER MASTURBATE OVER A FATGIRL'S KNEE I MEAN I LIKE BIG TITS SOMETIMES FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW BUT CHUNKY ROLLS OF FAT TO THEM I SAY NO THANK YOU I DON'T LIKE TO LOOK AT FAT PEOPLE I WISH THEY'D GO AWAY I WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH A FAT GIRL I'M FAR MORE LIKELY TO GO GAY OF COURSE THE IRONY IS THAT I'M HIDEOUSLY UNATTRACTIVE TOO AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SOCIAL SKILLS I COULD NEVER HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU I'M THE LEAST LIKELY PERSON TO EVER HAVE SEX SO I TYPE SHIT ABOUT THE FATTIES TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER LOL EXCEPT IT DOESN'T WORK MAYBE I SHOULD EAT INSTEAD YOU KNOW COMFORT EATING AND SHIT AND THEN I'D BE ALL FAT TOO AND I COULD HAVE DIRTY FAT SEX WITH A FAT GIRL AND OUR BODIES WOULD SQUELCH TOGETHER AND I'D BE ABLE TO GET MYSELF INTO THE FRAME OF MIND TO ENJOY IT AND I'D CUM RIGHT BETWEEN THE FOLDS OF HER FAT AND THEM FUCKING KICK HER IN THE FAT FACE LOL I CAN'T DO IT OKAY I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A FAT WOMAN OKAY STOP TRYING TO FOCE ME TOO YOU ASSHOLES
______________
fat people!
a poem by JOHNNY NOSE!
__________-
he live!
__________-
Johnny Nose is a state of mind
________-
SHOULD I WRITE AN EXISTENTIAL PLAY FOR OLD' TI'ME'S SAKE'?
GO' ON ' THEN '''!
fsdg
g
dasfg
sdfh)_asdf
gh
d
hf
hdfh
a
gh
____________________-
CAPTAINWACKY PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS TO YOU
A SHORT EXISTENTIAL PLAY FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE
WRITTEN AND DIRECTION BY CAPTAINWACKY
WITH ADDITONAL MATERIAL BY HITLER
______________
(A man walks onto the stage. He is naked and has a smaller than average penis.)
Man: It's cold in here!
(A woman planted in the audience laughs.)
Man: Oh, that's not why my penis is small. It's all small.
(The woman stands up.)
Woman: Don't I know it!
Man: You! My ex wife! Here, at my play! Ruining it!
Woman: Stop talking like that, you cock! You small cock! I hate you. I hate the childrend you father too. That's why I just killed them.
Man: What!?
Woman: Yep! I killed our kids then came to this play!
Man: They say no parent should outlive their child.
(The woman gets up on stage and starts to take her clothes off.)
Woman: Who says that, exacly?
Man: Hitler said it. In one of his speeches to the jews. "NO PARENT SHOULD OUT LIVE THEIR CHILD, YOU JEWISH BASTARDS. THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL. AND YOUR CHILDREN. AND THE GAYS AND GYPSIES. AND SOME PENGUINS. THAT'S RIGHT, PENGUINS. I HATE THOSE GUYS. THEY MAKE MY ONE BALL GO PURPLE WITH RAGE! GRRRR!" Remember?
Woman: Of course, I was there.
Man: Me too.
Woman: I KNOW, you were there with me. We're immortal vampires!
Man: Blah!
Woman: Hehe, we've had so many children and killed them all.
Man: We had to, they were vampires! It's hard to raise vampire kids in today's world!
Woman: To hard. That's why we kill them!
Man: And drink their blood! Blah! That's why I'm angry with you. If you were going to kill our kids, you should have told me first so we could BOTH drink their blood, together. We might not be married anymore, but half that blood is mine!
Woman: I'm sorry. And, becaue you've just been so decisive and take charge to me, I'm turned on and I want to marry you again!
Man: Then let's make love right here on the stage and conceive more kids!
Woman: But your acting career...
Man: Oh, it's already over, I killed the director and drank his blood before the show!
Woman: Oh you!
(They start to kiss but the curtain drops. The man sticks his head through.)
Man: Oh, sorry, we legally can't show full-on penetrative vampire sex in this town. Damn Rebupblicans! And we're not even in America! Blah!
Woman: Stop talking to them and start sucking my tits!
Man: Mmm, tit blood!
FIN
__________
WELL THAT WAS A GOOD PALY I THINK WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING THERE THNAKS TO CASSIE AND POISSBLY LOKTAR AND CURIOUSA8 FOR READING AND TO THE REST OF YOU FUCK YOU BUT YOU ARNE'T READING ANYWAY SO IS IT REALLY A FUCK YOU IF THERE'S NO ONE TO SEE IT WHO IS IT ACTUALLY DIRECTED AT NO ONE REALLY THAT'S WHO FOR A FUCK YOU TO BE EFFECTIVE IT MUST BE READ BLHA!
