CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Hitler's...soul," said Amy. This was too much.
"When you die, your soul get stuck in the ether," said the mad man. "It waits there, trapped."
"You're going to pluck Hitler's soul from the ether..."
"It's not easy. You have to create the exact conditions which existed inside the soul's owner's brain. I've done so with this android. I've given it Hitler's brain."
"Urgh..."
"But it's not enough just to have an exact replica of Hitler's brain, painstakingly constructed by me! It needs the soul. It needs a spark."
"Why Hitler? Why someone so evil?"
"Good and evil are merely points of view."
"Oh don't give me that crap! This is fucking Hitler! He was evil as fuck!"
"Yes, quite right, just testing you. If you had meekly agreed I would have tickled the shit out of you. Maybe even a violent tickle. I'm fascinated by evil, my dear. There may have been more evil people than Hitler, I don't doubt it, but he has the highest profile of them all. Which makes his brain easier to recreate. Easier is a relative term of course, it has been my life's work..."
"Yet you took time out to kidnap and tickle me."
"Everyone needs leisure time! Speaking of time...Hitler's is almost here. He shall live again!"
"What? Now?"
"Oh yes. The time is just right, the quantum moment in which has soul can be plucked is but two minutes away...then you shall be the first person to speak to Hitler in over sixty years!"
"This is a spectacularly bad idea."
"Don't worry, he'll be under my control! I put a restraining bolt in Robo Hitler."
"But if his SOUL takes over that robot, won't that cancel out all the programming and bolts and shit?"
"Hmm. Maybe...I wasn't really thinking about the details, these last few weeks, so busy working..."
"So Hitler could be about to take control of a robot body..."
"A super strong robot body."
"Why the fuck did you make it super strong!?"
"I needed some stuff lifting!"
"When you die, your soul get stuck in the ether," said the mad man. "It waits there, trapped."
"You're going to pluck Hitler's soul from the ether..."
"It's not easy. You have to create the exact conditions which existed inside the soul's owner's brain. I've done so with this android. I've given it Hitler's brain."
"Urgh..."
"But it's not enough just to have an exact replica of Hitler's brain, painstakingly constructed by me! It needs the soul. It needs a spark."
"Why Hitler? Why someone so evil?"
"Good and evil are merely points of view."
"Oh don't give me that crap! This is fucking Hitler! He was evil as fuck!"
"Yes, quite right, just testing you. If you had meekly agreed I would have tickled the shit out of you. Maybe even a violent tickle. I'm fascinated by evil, my dear. There may have been more evil people than Hitler, I don't doubt it, but he has the highest profile of them all. Which makes his brain easier to recreate. Easier is a relative term of course, it has been my life's work..."
"Yet you took time out to kidnap and tickle me."
"Everyone needs leisure time! Speaking of time...Hitler's is almost here. He shall live again!"
"What? Now?"
"Oh yes. The time is just right, the quantum moment in which has soul can be plucked is but two minutes away...then you shall be the first person to speak to Hitler in over sixty years!"
"This is a spectacularly bad idea."
"Don't worry, he'll be under my control! I put a restraining bolt in Robo Hitler."
"But if his SOUL takes over that robot, won't that cancel out all the programming and bolts and shit?"
"Hmm. Maybe...I wasn't really thinking about the details, these last few weeks, so busy working..."
"So Hitler could be about to take control of a robot body..."
"A super strong robot body."
"Why the fuck did you make it super strong!?"
"I needed some stuff lifting!"
