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(RECAP: SCIENTIST KIDNAPPED AMY, HELD HER IN A DARK ROOM FOR THREE WEEKS, TICKLING THE SHIT OUT OF HER EVERY DAY BUT NOT SEXUALLY ABUSING HER IN ANY WAY, FINALLY LET HER OUT TO REVEAL THAT HE HAS CREATED A ROBOTIC REPLICAE OF HITLER AND HAS NOW CAUGHT HITLER'S SOUL IN THE BODY, AMY DESPAIRS.)
Amy: Hitler, just calm down...
Hitler: SMASH, KILL, DESTROY!
Amy: Hitler would never talk like that!
Scientist: It's the robot's programming, it's getting mixed up with Hitler's soul...
Hitler: ME HITLER, ME BIG ROBOT MAN.
Amy: I thought you created an exact replica of his brain?
Scientist: Well, yeah, but it's still just a robot version of his brain! I mean, it's exactly the same...but, like, made out of circuits and chips and...metal. I wasn't expecting this! Anyway, can you get him to let me go?
Amy: I was going to tickle you, for revenge...but I feel sick now. This whole thing, it's sick.
Hitler: ME AGREE.
Amy: Oh shut up, Hitler.
Hitler: GRR. Wait...I remember...I am Hitler...Adolf Hitler...the sexiest man alive...
Scientist: He's getting his memories back! It's well known that the real Hitler believed himself to be the sexiest man alive! Oh, just imagine what we could learn from him...
Hitler: You are my subjects. I am in command.
Scientist: I created you!
Hitler: I Hitlered you, bitch!
(Hitler throws the scientist across the room.)
Amy: Eek.
Hitler: Don't worry, I would never hurt you. You are so beautiful.
Amy: ...really? No one's ever called me beautiful before...
Hitler: Yes. Now join me in enslaving the jews!
Amy: Uhh...
Hitler: ROBOT HITLER WANT BREATHE THE SWEET AIR OF FREEDOM!
(Robot Hitler bashes the door open.)
Scientist: No, he'll kill them all!
Amy: Hitler, please, come back, you're...malfunctioning!
Hitler: You wrong. ME HITLER. AHAHAHAHA!
(He charges out into the street.)
Postman: Just the one letter for you today, scientist...holy shit, a robot Hitler!
Hitler: JEWS ARE POSTMEN!
(He snaps the postman's neck.)
Scientist: Shit. That's morally ambiguous!
Amy: It's just plain evil!
Hitler: Me no evil!
Amy: You just killed a man!
Hitler: No, I just killed a jew!
Scientist: Oy vey...
Hitler: What did you just say?
Scientist: Uh oh...
TO MAYBE BE CONTINUED
Amy: Hitler, just calm down...
Hitler: SMASH, KILL, DESTROY!
Amy: Hitler would never talk like that!
Scientist: It's the robot's programming, it's getting mixed up with Hitler's soul...
Hitler: ME HITLER, ME BIG ROBOT MAN.
Amy: I thought you created an exact replica of his brain?
Scientist: Well, yeah, but it's still just a robot version of his brain! I mean, it's exactly the same...but, like, made out of circuits and chips and...metal. I wasn't expecting this! Anyway, can you get him to let me go?
Amy: I was going to tickle you, for revenge...but I feel sick now. This whole thing, it's sick.
Hitler: ME AGREE.
Amy: Oh shut up, Hitler.
Hitler: GRR. Wait...I remember...I am Hitler...Adolf Hitler...the sexiest man alive...
Scientist: He's getting his memories back! It's well known that the real Hitler believed himself to be the sexiest man alive! Oh, just imagine what we could learn from him...
Hitler: You are my subjects. I am in command.
Scientist: I created you!
Hitler: I Hitlered you, bitch!
(Hitler throws the scientist across the room.)
Amy: Eek.
Hitler: Don't worry, I would never hurt you. You are so beautiful.
Amy: ...really? No one's ever called me beautiful before...
Hitler: Yes. Now join me in enslaving the jews!
Amy: Uhh...
Hitler: ROBOT HITLER WANT BREATHE THE SWEET AIR OF FREEDOM!
(Robot Hitler bashes the door open.)
Scientist: No, he'll kill them all!
Amy: Hitler, please, come back, you're...malfunctioning!
Hitler: You wrong. ME HITLER. AHAHAHAHA!
(He charges out into the street.)
Postman: Just the one letter for you today, scientist...holy shit, a robot Hitler!
Hitler: JEWS ARE POSTMEN!
(He snaps the postman's neck.)
Scientist: Shit. That's morally ambiguous!
Amy: It's just plain evil!
Hitler: Me no evil!
Amy: You just killed a man!
Hitler: No, I just killed a jew!
Scientist: Oy vey...
Hitler: What did you just say?
Scientist: Uh oh...
TO MAYBE BE CONTINUED
