CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
sflkkkkkkkkk
oh i'ts thnot e thing of the dya
lol
#
what's a dya
it's meingless
it's all the same dy
it's one moment and it's life aond something
and
nad
and
and
anda
and
and
and
and then your'e dead
no thne
it all happpens at once
the moment when you die is equal to this one
it oculd be this one
BORROWED TIME
s
ghwat right does God have to kill us the bastard
on
oh wait there is no gooooooooooood
good
goo
dGOD
ther eis nothingl
I froget that sometimes
our brains struggle to understand the truth
that there is nothing
so we make stuff up
like god and love and big brother and faceman
but really
there is nothing
just some neurons and stuf
that's it
there is nothing
fuvksd
fucking hell
anD I'T ALL NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE
"BEING POSITIVE" DOESn'ST NECESARY MAKE YOUR LIFE LPOSITIVE
not if your BRAIN IS FUCKED UP
but you can't understand that
because your brain isn't fucked up
not the same way anyway
no one can understnd anything that isn't in their own brain
NOBODY
NO ONE
NOT HITLEr
NOT THE JEW DOCOTR
NOT FAT NOSEMAH
FJSg
NOBYD
_____________
SASUAGE MAN STORY
________________________________________-
Sausage Man: I don't understand.
President Bush: It's very simple. I want you to kill Obama.
Sausage Man: But I don't want to.
Bush: Your country needs you.
SausageMan: To kill Obama?
Bush: Yes.
SausageMan: Why?
Bush: You don't need to know.
SausageMan: IT's on a need to know basis and I don't need to know?
Bush: Hehe, yeah.
SausageMan: What if I refuse?
Bush: I eat your kids.
SausageMan: You monster, you wouldn't!
Bush: I would. They're sausages.
SausageMan: Why me? Why not some human agent of yours?
Bush: Because humans leave DNA. And you...well, you're a sausage.
SausageMan: And sausages don't have DNA.
Bush: Exactly. Or souls.
SausageMan: We do so have souls!
Bush: Well, so do all those hookers I murdered when I was on crack. But I don't regret it. I don't regret nothing. I'll eat your kids, praise Jesus and wank over Shilpa Shetty all at the same time if I want to. Because I'm the fucking president and I will be forever once Obama is dead and the people of America lose faith in democracy and freedom and appoint me as the first ever EMPEROR of these United States, AHAHAHAHA!
SausageMan: So that's your plan, to become Emperor!
Bush: Shit, how did you work it out?
SausageMan: I won't do it.
Bush: Then your kids? They're breakfast.
SausageMan: You won't get away with this! I'll stop you, somehow, using my sausage powers!
Bush: GUARDS!
(The guards drag sausage man out. Bush takes out a plate and knife and fork.)
SausageMan: I'll kill you Bush, I'LL KILL YOU!
Bush: Bring in the kdis.
END OF PART ONE
_________--
asg
h
a
g
a
h
WELL WANS'T THAT A GOOD STORY
WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING
ABOUT LIFe
AND THE HUMAN CONDITION
AND AIDS
AND MY AXE
STOP TALKING WITH YOUR DICK OUT
oh i'ts thnot e thing of the dya
lol
#
what's a dya
it's meingless
it's all the same dy
it's one moment and it's life aond something
and
nad
and
and
anda
and
and
and
and then your'e dead
no thne
it all happpens at once
the moment when you die is equal to this one
it oculd be this one
BORROWED TIME
s
ghwat right does God have to kill us the bastard
on
oh wait there is no gooooooooooood
good
goo
dGOD
ther eis nothingl
I froget that sometimes
our brains struggle to understand the truth
that there is nothing
so we make stuff up
like god and love and big brother and faceman
but really
there is nothing
just some neurons and stuf
that's it
there is nothing
fuvksd
fucking hell
anD I'T ALL NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE
"BEING POSITIVE" DOESn'ST NECESARY MAKE YOUR LIFE LPOSITIVE
not if your BRAIN IS FUCKED UP
but you can't understand that
because your brain isn't fucked up
not the same way anyway
no one can understnd anything that isn't in their own brain
NOBODY
NO ONE
NOT HITLEr
NOT THE JEW DOCOTR
NOT FAT NOSEMAH
FJSg
NOBYD
_____________
SASUAGE MAN STORY
________________________________________-
Sausage Man: I don't understand.
President Bush: It's very simple. I want you to kill Obama.
Sausage Man: But I don't want to.
Bush: Your country needs you.
SausageMan: To kill Obama?
Bush: Yes.
SausageMan: Why?
Bush: You don't need to know.
SausageMan: IT's on a need to know basis and I don't need to know?
Bush: Hehe, yeah.
SausageMan: What if I refuse?
Bush: I eat your kids.
SausageMan: You monster, you wouldn't!
Bush: I would. They're sausages.
SausageMan: Why me? Why not some human agent of yours?
Bush: Because humans leave DNA. And you...well, you're a sausage.
SausageMan: And sausages don't have DNA.
Bush: Exactly. Or souls.
SausageMan: We do so have souls!
Bush: Well, so do all those hookers I murdered when I was on crack. But I don't regret it. I don't regret nothing. I'll eat your kids, praise Jesus and wank over Shilpa Shetty all at the same time if I want to. Because I'm the fucking president and I will be forever once Obama is dead and the people of America lose faith in democracy and freedom and appoint me as the first ever EMPEROR of these United States, AHAHAHAHA!
SausageMan: So that's your plan, to become Emperor!
Bush: Shit, how did you work it out?
SausageMan: I won't do it.
Bush: Then your kids? They're breakfast.
SausageMan: You won't get away with this! I'll stop you, somehow, using my sausage powers!
Bush: GUARDS!
(The guards drag sausage man out. Bush takes out a plate and knife and fork.)
SausageMan: I'll kill you Bush, I'LL KILL YOU!
Bush: Bring in the kdis.
END OF PART ONE
_________--
asg
h
a
g
a
h
WELL WANS'T THAT A GOOD STORY
WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING
ABOUT LIFe
AND THE HUMAN CONDITION
AND AIDS
AND MY AXE
STOP TALKING WITH YOUR DICK OUT
