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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
sflkkkkkkkkk

oh i'ts thnot e thing of the dya



lol
#
what's a dya

it's meingless


it's all the same dy

it's one moment and it's life aond something

and

nad

and
and
anda
and
and
and

and then your'e dead


no thne

it all happpens at once

the moment when you die is equal to this one

it oculd be this one

BORROWED TIME

s
ghwat right does God have to kill us the bastard


on

oh wait there is no gooooooooooood


good

goo
dGOD

ther eis nothingl

I froget that sometimes
our brains struggle to understand the truth
that there is nothing
so we make stuff up
like god and love and big brother and faceman
but really
there is nothing
just some neurons and stuf
that's it
there is nothing

fuvksd

fucking hell
anD I'T ALL NOT ALL ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE

"BEING POSITIVE" DOESn'ST NECESARY MAKE YOUR LIFE LPOSITIVE

not if your BRAIN IS FUCKED UP

but you can't understand that

because your brain isn't fucked up

not the same way anyway

no one can understnd anything that isn't in their own brain
NOBODY
NO ONE
NOT HITLEr
NOT THE JEW DOCOTR
NOT FAT NOSEMAH

FJSg

NOBYD

_____________

SASUAGE MAN STORY

________________________________________-


Sausage Man: I don't understand.

President Bush: It's very simple. I want you to kill Obama.

Sausage Man: But I don't want to.

Bush: Your country needs you.

SausageMan: To kill Obama?

Bush: Yes.

SausageMan: Why?

Bush: You don't need to know.

SausageMan: IT's on a need to know basis and I don't need to know?

Bush: Hehe, yeah.

SausageMan: What if I refuse?

Bush: I eat your kids.

SausageMan: You monster, you wouldn't!

Bush: I would. They're sausages.

SausageMan: Why me? Why not some human agent of yours?

Bush: Because humans leave DNA. And you...well, you're a sausage.

SausageMan: And sausages don't have DNA.

Bush: Exactly. Or souls.

SausageMan: We do so have souls!

Bush: Well, so do all those hookers I murdered when I was on crack. But I don't regret it. I don't regret nothing. I'll eat your kids, praise Jesus and wank over Shilpa Shetty all at the same time if I want to. Because I'm the fucking president and I will be forever once Obama is dead and the people of America lose faith in democracy and freedom and appoint me as the first ever EMPEROR of these United States, AHAHAHAHA!

SausageMan: So that's your plan, to become Emperor!

Bush: Shit, how did you work it out?

SausageMan: I won't do it.

Bush: Then your kids? They're breakfast.

SausageMan: You won't get away with this! I'll stop you, somehow, using my sausage powers!

Bush: GUARDS!

(The guards drag sausage man out. Bush takes out a plate and knife and fork.)

SausageMan: I'll kill you Bush, I'LL KILL YOU!

Bush: Bring in the kdis.

END OF PART ONE

_________--


asg


h
a
g
a
h

WELL WANS'T THAT A GOOD STORY

WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING

ABOUT LIFe

AND THE HUMAN CONDITION

AND AIDS

AND MY AXE

STOP TALKING WITH YOUR DICK OUT
 
That is pretty cool.
 
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