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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I KEEP GETTINg ERECTIONS WHEN I DON'T WANT THEM AND NEVER GET THEM WHEN I DO WANT THEM

ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE WAY?

WELL
#
NO

ONLY WHEN YOUrRE PSYCHOLOGICALLY SCARED

SCARREd

NOT SCAREd

BUT I AM SCARED

OF DEATH

LOL

AND ERECTIONS

HWAt'S THE PINT IN BEING ALIVE WHEN YOR BODY ANDD BRAIN DON'T WORK RIGHT?

SERIOUSLY

WHat'S THE PPINT

I CAN'T ENJOY THE THINGS YOU DO

AND I DON'T ENJOY THE THINGS YOU DON'T

SO THAT'S THAT

THERE IS NOTHING

THAt'S WHAT I MEAN BY THAT

WHEN I SAY THERE IS NTOHING

I MEAN THERE IS NOTHING

BECASUE THERE IS

NOTHING

FOR ME

IN THIS WORLD

AND THIS IS THE ONLY WORLD

THSI IST HE ONLY LIFE

I'LL DIE LATER IN THIS LIFE

MAYBE NOT MUCH LATER

MYABE MUCH LATER

DESON'T MATTER

IT'S STILL THIS LIFE

THIS MOMENT

IN A MOMENT LIKE THIS I WILL DIE

AND THEN THERE WILL BE NOTHING

BUT THERE'S NOTHING NOW

SO WHT HAVE I LOST?

NOTHINg

SHITS
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hdf
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THIS CAN'T BRE REALITY

I'm WAITING TO FIND OUT THIS ISN''T REALITY

FOR THE GREY RAIN CURTAIN TO TURN ALL TO SILVER GLASs

GO ON

TELL ME THIS IS A DREAM A NJOKE AND HITLER
g


TLEL ME

)_________

(MISTER CAT WALKS INTO A BAr.)

CAT: I WANT TO BUY A GUN.

BARMAN: I'M A BRAMN, NOT A GUNMAN

CAT: I DON'T CARE I WANT TO BUY A GUN

BARMAN: GET OUT OF HERE

CAT: WHY?

BARMAN: I DON'T LIKE GUNS

CAT: WHY NOT THEY ARE COOL

BARMAN: A GU N KILL MY COUSIN

CAT: I KNOW I SHOT HIM

BARMAN THAT WAS YOU

CAT: YEs

BARMAN LHOh

THE ENd

_)_____________-


THE MROAL OF THE STOYR?

GO DOWN YOU STUPID ERECITON

JUST WANT TO SLEEP AND NOT WAKE UP

BUT NOT DIE

JUST SLEEP AND NOT WAKE UP

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

SOMEONE INVENT STASIS PODs

NOW

HURR YUP

fIX ME

CAN'T BE FIXED

NEED A NEW HEAD

TO LIVE IN

WITH MORE SPACe

MORE ROOM TO BE SENTIENT

LOL THIS IS LIFE


THSI IS ALL LIFE IS

THIS IS THE NATURE OF YOUR EXIsTENCE

THSI

FUCKING

THREAd

IS

LI(FE

_____

LOL

________


AT LEAST I'M NOT MILLHOUSE?
 
The weird thing is that the cat was lying.
 
DRUNKL?
 
You are cheap, you bastard.
 
Just because all men are whores at heart doesn't mean they're cheap, you SAXIST!
 
Sometimes I wish I had a sex penis.
 
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