CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
GOOD KING WACKY RAPED A DUCK
ON THE FEAST OF SEXMAN
HE THOUGHT IT WOULD GRANT HIM ETERNAL LIFE
AND A ROBOT BODY
IT DID NOT
HE GOT OLD
HE DIED ALONE AND LONELY
HIS LAST THOUGHT WAS OF THAT DUCK
AND ITS MIGHTY RAPING
HIS ELECTRONS FIRED NO MORE
AND HIS LIFE HAD BEEN POINTLESS
_)_______________
DJLJSDF
gHJLG
JEW JEW DA-JEW, DA-JEW-JEW, JEW JEW JEW DA-DA-DA-JEW
(James Bond theme!)
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DEJA VU
Is it a parrelel universone clashing with our own
OR
AND BEAR WITH ME NOW
is it that the past never really happened
nothign happened
we were just created here and now
all we are is this moment
all our memories are fake
and have just been added to our brains by ac omputer or something
beasue how would we tell the difference
how can we know that anything happened before
and that anythign will ever happen again
we can't
how can we know we're real
it could just be a constant illusion
regenerating itself
I odn'tk now
we do exist
but we're not as much as we think we are
just animals
with bigger brains
nothing, at the end
we'll die
someone new will come along
better
eventually
WORLD WAR TWO WAS ONLY SIXTY YEARS AGO
THAT'S NOTHING
THINK ABOUT IT
WE FUCKING KILL EACH OTHEr
IN OUR MILLLIONS
WE'RE NOT SAPIENT
WE'RE NOT WORTH
NOT YET
I WAS BORN TOO EARLY
HITERLY JEWs
______________-
why why whwy wh why
all alone in our heads
it's hard to understand
we wdon't go on firever
b
but days go on and on and on and on and on
and they creat the expectation
that they'll keep going on
I mean, none of us have died yet
so there's no reason for us to think we'll just die
so we just go on and on and on and on and -
oops, just died
too bad
just one of those things
where am I now?
oh, I'm nowthere
I'm just a reaction to stimuli
I need imput
not just from sense
from memories
from learned behaviour
I'm just awarness of that
again and again
but I won't be needed when my brain dies
which could happen at any moemnt
SO WHY AM I WASTING MY ONE AND ONLY SHORT LIFE FUCKING SPAMMING A MESSAGE BOARD?
AND NOW A PLAY LOL
________________________________
(A naked man walks onto stage.)
Man: I'm so ugly look at my disgusting body let me tell you something it's natural to be naked, right, clothes don't exist in nature, so how come, HOW COME we find nudity disgusting and don't pretend you don't, okay, maybe a nice smooth younger person you can tolerate, but look at me now, it's hiedious, you're all bristling in disgust, part of you is crying out for me to cover up, that can't be natural, so why is it there, were we taught nudity is wrong, I don't remember being taught that, but let me tell you, when I look at a naked woman even, I can only do it for solong, it overloads me, I need her to cover up eventually before I blow, I can't take anymore, maybe it's because all my life I'm used to see women clothed so in my mind clothes are natural, it is natural to be closed, based on what I see every day, I actually find clothes sexually attractive, I like clothed girls better than naked ones, I make the prostitutes I pay for sex keep their clothes on during, yes I do that, I have to, I can't stay erect if I don't, don't fucking judge me, you're alll like me somewhere, you fucking lizard brain horses, NEIGH, NEIGH, I'LL TALK IN HORSE LANGUAGE FOR YOU NOIDS TO UNDERSTAND ME, CAN YOU, CAN YOU HEAR ME, ARE YOU LISTENING, OR ARE YOU TOOO BUSY TEXTING YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS SHITTY PLAY, FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK EVERYTHING, I COULD KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT WOULD MAKE NO DIFFERENT TO ME OR ANTYHING ELSE, LIFE ISN'T PERMANENT AND THEREFORE IT ISN'T REAL, DIE, DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU IDIOTS, YOU HOGS...FUCK.
(He starts masturbating but can't get an erection.)
Man: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HATE.
(He storms off stage. Curtain drop.)
FIN
__________________--
and aon and on and on and on more days which one the last don't know confusing disorianetatiog keep going on think the'll go on forever then die on a day like this and never be again
ON THE FEAST OF SEXMAN
HE THOUGHT IT WOULD GRANT HIM ETERNAL LIFE
AND A ROBOT BODY
IT DID NOT
HE GOT OLD
HE DIED ALONE AND LONELY
HIS LAST THOUGHT WAS OF THAT DUCK
AND ITS MIGHTY RAPING
HIS ELECTRONS FIRED NO MORE
AND HIS LIFE HAD BEEN POINTLESS
_)_______________
DJLJSDF
gHJLG
JEW JEW DA-JEW, DA-JEW-JEW, JEW JEW JEW DA-DA-DA-JEW
(James Bond theme!)
__________________________________________-
DEJA VU
Is it a parrelel universone clashing with our own
OR
AND BEAR WITH ME NOW
is it that the past never really happened
nothign happened
we were just created here and now
all we are is this moment
all our memories are fake
and have just been added to our brains by ac omputer or something
beasue how would we tell the difference
how can we know that anything happened before
and that anythign will ever happen again
we can't
how can we know we're real
it could just be a constant illusion
regenerating itself
I odn'tk now
we do exist
but we're not as much as we think we are
just animals
with bigger brains
nothing, at the end
we'll die
someone new will come along
better
eventually
WORLD WAR TWO WAS ONLY SIXTY YEARS AGO
THAT'S NOTHING
THINK ABOUT IT
WE FUCKING KILL EACH OTHEr
IN OUR MILLLIONS
WE'RE NOT SAPIENT
WE'RE NOT WORTH
NOT YET
I WAS BORN TOO EARLY
HITERLY JEWs
______________-
why why whwy wh why
all alone in our heads
it's hard to understand
we wdon't go on firever
b
but days go on and on and on and on and on
and they creat the expectation
that they'll keep going on
I mean, none of us have died yet
so there's no reason for us to think we'll just die
so we just go on and on and on and on and -
oops, just died
too bad
just one of those things
where am I now?
oh, I'm nowthere
I'm just a reaction to stimuli
I need imput
not just from sense
from memories
from learned behaviour
I'm just awarness of that
again and again
but I won't be needed when my brain dies
which could happen at any moemnt
SO WHY AM I WASTING MY ONE AND ONLY SHORT LIFE FUCKING SPAMMING A MESSAGE BOARD?
AND NOW A PLAY LOL
________________________________
(A naked man walks onto stage.)
Man: I'm so ugly look at my disgusting body let me tell you something it's natural to be naked, right, clothes don't exist in nature, so how come, HOW COME we find nudity disgusting and don't pretend you don't, okay, maybe a nice smooth younger person you can tolerate, but look at me now, it's hiedious, you're all bristling in disgust, part of you is crying out for me to cover up, that can't be natural, so why is it there, were we taught nudity is wrong, I don't remember being taught that, but let me tell you, when I look at a naked woman even, I can only do it for solong, it overloads me, I need her to cover up eventually before I blow, I can't take anymore, maybe it's because all my life I'm used to see women clothed so in my mind clothes are natural, it is natural to be closed, based on what I see every day, I actually find clothes sexually attractive, I like clothed girls better than naked ones, I make the prostitutes I pay for sex keep their clothes on during, yes I do that, I have to, I can't stay erect if I don't, don't fucking judge me, you're alll like me somewhere, you fucking lizard brain horses, NEIGH, NEIGH, I'LL TALK IN HORSE LANGUAGE FOR YOU NOIDS TO UNDERSTAND ME, CAN YOU, CAN YOU HEAR ME, ARE YOU LISTENING, OR ARE YOU TOOO BUSY TEXTING YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS SHITTY PLAY, FUCK YOU ALL, FUCK EVERYTHING, I COULD KILL MYSELF NOW AND IT WOULD MAKE NO DIFFERENT TO ME OR ANTYHING ELSE, LIFE ISN'T PERMANENT AND THEREFORE IT ISN'T REAL, DIE, DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU IDIOTS, YOU HOGS...FUCK.
(He starts masturbating but can't get an erection.)
Man: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HATE.
(He storms off stage. Curtain drop.)
FIN
__________________--
and aon and on and on and on more days which one the last don't know confusing disorianetatiog keep going on think the'll go on forever then die on a day like this and never be again
