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THINGOFTHEDAY (thing+235)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
so tired

not much lfet in me

hhaha

what does this do

writing this

what will it do

what does anythign do

there's onlyt he moment

this keeps me busy for the moent

and then?

ends

we should make the moment last forever


IN ROBOT BODIES

sorry

I know you don't like it when I go on about robots bodies

you don't really like much of what I go on about, do you?

you think I should just accep tlife

even though I can't feel it

just behave like everyone else and maybe, somehow, I'd transmute into a normal human being

not going to happen

no no ono

been over it before

why do we keep going over the same things again
and again
and again
and ainga
aind agian
and aing
aind agin

and aigna agin

anid gaind
(see lit becomes mangleD)

why do we keep going over the same things again and again?

could it be becasue there's no new thigns to go oveR?

could it be because there are no new things?

this is it?

done?

over?

no discovery?

seems like it

just want to sleep

_____________________-

PLAY

_______________________

(A tired board looking man is sitting on a chair.)

Man: What are you looking at?

(A pretty young woman with red hair walks in. She starts drinking a bowl of soup without looking at the man.)

Woman: Mmm, this is good. Yummy.

Man: Don't talk while you're eating. Don't make annoying eating noise.

(The woman shows absolutely no sign that she can hear him. A dwarf walks on holding a card which reads "ONE YEAR LATER". The curtain goes down then back up. The man now has a fake beard. The girl looks a little tired.)

Women: Mmm, soup, yummy.

Man: Didn't I tell you to shut up?

(Curtain down, dwarf, "one year later" again. This time the woman is completely naked. The man is dressed a cowboy.)

Woman: Yummy, mm, soup.

Man: Do you ever know what the words mean anymore?

(ONE YEAR LATER. The man is smacking the woman hard around the face.)

Man: SHUT THE FUCK...UP.

Woman: Mmm...SOUP. FUCKING SOUP.

(He kicks her hard in the back.)

(ONE YEAR LATER. The woman is in a wheelchair. The man is sitting upside on his chair. She wheels herself over and speaks with no emotion.)

Woman: Soup mmm yummy soup mmm yummy soup.

Man: I went deaf.

(ONE YEAR LATER.)

(The man and woman are having sex on the chair.)

Woman: MMMM, SEX.

Man: GET OFF.

(ONE YEAR LATER. They have five children now aged 5 to 12.)

Woman and all five children: MMM, SOUP. YUMMY.

(The man pulls out a shotgun.)

Man: Fuck the shut up.

Woman: Do you even know what those words mean anymore?

(He turns the shotgun on himself and dies. The woman shrugs.)

Woman: More soup for us!

FIN
 
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