CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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a can't exist outside this box
the posting box on TK is a metaphor for my very existence
MY LIFE
HAHAHa
life is short
yet the universe is long
it doesn't make sense
what's thep oint of all this stuff
if I'll never see it
if I just die
WHY
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DIG DUG MCGREE
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why didn't they just put a proper brain in me
I'd be DONIG STUFF right now
having sex with my wife
AND TWO KIDS
no I wohdn't be having sex with the kids
I 'd ahve two kids
an =d a wife
who I'd SEX WITH
an
and I'm be cheating on her with a MAN from my office
of course
but that's still normal
because it's HUMAN
this isn't human
this is counterproducivte
there is no evolutionary reason for this
Darwin never met me
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people don't like me because I'm the exception that DISPORVES the rule
yes tha'ts right
I hate it when people sya "the exception that proves the rule"
HWO DOES THAT MAKE FUCKING SENSE IT DOESN't
there can'b e an afterlife
what would I do in it?
I do't even do anything with a body
how could I do anything WITHOU!?!:!?
it makes no sense
so I just disproved the concept of an afterlife
FOR EVERYONE
that's hwy they don't like me
Haha
NAH NAH NAH YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DIE
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HAHAHAas
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I LIKE KICKING CHILDREN IN THE FACe
no I don't
why would I say such HORRIBLE things
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HEY EMINEM'S BACK WITH ANOTHER GENERIC "I'M CONTROVERSIAL WELL I WAS TEN YEARS AGO LOL" SONG
GREAT
_____________-
GUESS WHO'S BACK
THAT'S RIGHT ITS ME
WACKY MCGEE
AND I'm HERE TO SAY
I'm GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY
FOR NOT BELIEVING IN ME
WHEN I SAID I WAS AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET BIRCKY SUE
I AM TOO!
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FIGS FIGS FIG FIG SGFsg
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Metal Gimli and Metal Merry and Metal Pippin marched on, relentlessly. Villages shot arrows at them. The bounced off. Children threw rocks. They bounced off and back at the children sometimes. The metal dwarf and hobbits wouldn't stop. They had a mission. Take the world back for Him. The great cyber presence. Make them all slaves to the memes. Make them all think the same way as Him. It was the only way. Every other way would result in death.
They killed some teenage girls who kept jumping in their way.
"What now"? asked Aragorn, back at Internetas Tirith.
"I cannot believe it!" said the firewall maiden Eowyn, who had been waiting there playing flash games. "The fires of Mount Router were supposed to destroy the accursed database!"
"Well they didn't!" snapped Gandalf, losing his cool. "Cyber Frodo and Cyber Sam died for nothing. And now Legolas, Gimli, Merry and Pippin are dead too. ALL TURNS TO DEATH. I feel like logging out, going to the internetless lands, leaving you puny mortals to your fate."
Aragorn grabbed Gandalf around the throat and shoved him up against a wall.
"Listen up you fuckdamn newb, it was YOU who sent Frodo on that mission of FOLLY. You are responsible for all of this and it is YOU who will get us out of it!"
"Aragorn, stop!" said Eowyn, trying to pull him off. Aragron elbowed her in the face.
"Go cyber with Elrond again you eslut," he said.
"Aragorn!" said cyber Arwen, who had just arrived. "No cyber for you tonight!"
"STOP THIS BICKERING," came a voice. EVeryone SPAN round. It was, of course, cyber Tom Bombadil. "I'm ashamed in all of you. ESPECIALLY Gandalf."
"Sorry, Tom," said Gandalf.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP," said Tom. "This battle isn't going to be won with your namby pamby report to the mods approach. We have to do what we should have done a long time ago. We have to go to the North...and search for TROLLS."
Everyone gasped.
"But Tom," said Aragorn. "They can't be trusth, they'll tear down the walls of our city!"
"THAT is a risk I'm willing to take," he said. "They are our only hope. Only trolls can drive a weak-minded spammer off the internet!"
"May Illivator have mercy on us all," mumbled Gandalf.
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a
a
a
a
d
s
g
das das dga dkag
dg
aSGJD
g
a
sg
a can't exist outside this box
the posting box on TK is a metaphor for my very existence
MY LIFE
HAHAHa
life is short
yet the universe is long
it doesn't make sense
what's thep oint of all this stuff
if I'll never see it
if I just die
WHY
WHO
hOW
DIG DUG MCGREE
gf
dsg
sgf
HJOWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
why didn't they just put a proper brain in me
I'd be DONIG STUFF right now
having sex with my wife
AND TWO KIDS
no I wohdn't be having sex with the kids
I 'd ahve two kids
an =d a wife
who I'd SEX WITH
an
and I'm be cheating on her with a MAN from my office
of course
but that's still normal
because it's HUMAN
this isn't human
this is counterproducivte
there is no evolutionary reason for this
Darwin never met me
f
people don't like me because I'm the exception that DISPORVES the rule
yes tha'ts right
I hate it when people sya "the exception that proves the rule"
HWO DOES THAT MAKE FUCKING SENSE IT DOESN't
there can'b e an afterlife
what would I do in it?
I do't even do anything with a body
how could I do anything WITHOU!?!:!?
it makes no sense
so I just disproved the concept of an afterlife
FOR EVERYONE
that's hwy they don't like me
Haha
NAH NAH NAH YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DIE
_____________________________________
HAHAHAas
sgda
dg
adg
FI
I LIKE KICKING CHILDREN IN THE FACe
no I don't
why would I say such HORRIBLE things
BURPgf
ds
ah
fh
g
d
HEY EMINEM'S BACK WITH ANOTHER GENERIC "I'M CONTROVERSIAL WELL I WAS TEN YEARS AGO LOL" SONG
GREAT
_____________-
GUESS WHO'S BACK
THAT'S RIGHT ITS ME
WACKY MCGEE
AND I'm HERE TO SAY
I'm GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY
FOR NOT BELIEVING IN ME
WHEN I SAID I WAS AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET BIRCKY SUE
I AM TOO!
fS_GF
gh
sh
sh
h
FIG FILASF
FIGS
FIGs
)_________________
FIGS FIGS FIG FIG SGFsg
______________________________________
Metal Gimli and Metal Merry and Metal Pippin marched on, relentlessly. Villages shot arrows at them. The bounced off. Children threw rocks. They bounced off and back at the children sometimes. The metal dwarf and hobbits wouldn't stop. They had a mission. Take the world back for Him. The great cyber presence. Make them all slaves to the memes. Make them all think the same way as Him. It was the only way. Every other way would result in death.
They killed some teenage girls who kept jumping in their way.
"What now"? asked Aragorn, back at Internetas Tirith.
"I cannot believe it!" said the firewall maiden Eowyn, who had been waiting there playing flash games. "The fires of Mount Router were supposed to destroy the accursed database!"
"Well they didn't!" snapped Gandalf, losing his cool. "Cyber Frodo and Cyber Sam died for nothing. And now Legolas, Gimli, Merry and Pippin are dead too. ALL TURNS TO DEATH. I feel like logging out, going to the internetless lands, leaving you puny mortals to your fate."
Aragorn grabbed Gandalf around the throat and shoved him up against a wall.
"Listen up you fuckdamn newb, it was YOU who sent Frodo on that mission of FOLLY. You are responsible for all of this and it is YOU who will get us out of it!"
"Aragorn, stop!" said Eowyn, trying to pull him off. Aragron elbowed her in the face.
"Go cyber with Elrond again you eslut," he said.
"Aragorn!" said cyber Arwen, who had just arrived. "No cyber for you tonight!"
"STOP THIS BICKERING," came a voice. EVeryone SPAN round. It was, of course, cyber Tom Bombadil. "I'm ashamed in all of you. ESPECIALLY Gandalf."
"Sorry, Tom," said Gandalf.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP," said Tom. "This battle isn't going to be won with your namby pamby report to the mods approach. We have to do what we should have done a long time ago. We have to go to the North...and search for TROLLS."
Everyone gasped.
"But Tom," said Aragorn. "They can't be trusth, they'll tear down the walls of our city!"
"THAT is a risk I'm willing to take," he said. "They are our only hope. Only trolls can drive a weak-minded spammer off the internet!"
"May Illivator have mercy on us all," mumbled Gandalf.
