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Things that rhyme Wacky vs. Things that rhyme with Mayonnaise

Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
First up: Jackie Chan vs. the guy that sang Purple Haze in the DEATH RING OF FIRE!

Jackie: I do all my own stunts *vaults over flaming wall to enter ring*
Hendrix: The power of love overcomes the fire. *the fire parts and he enters*
Jackie: Waaaaaaaaaaaaa hiyaaaaaaaaaa kwyaaaa! *leaps across ring feet first*
Hendrix: Excuse you while you kiss the sky! *swings guitar like baseball bat*
Jackie: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *disappearing out of site straight up*
Hendrix: I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked. *cursing at sky*
Jackie: Incommmmmminggggggggggg *plumetting down and crashing into Hendrix making of purple cloud of dusk*
Hendrix: *as the dust clears and Jackie is impaled on his guitar* Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel
Jackie: *voice strained* I feel it...
 
I'm a member of the gentry and I like to gamble on how many skittles are in a jar.

OR SOMETHING
 
Khaki vs. malaise.

Khaki wins because it feels pretty comfortable, whereas malaise is kind of a generalized, nonspecific feeling of discomfort.
 
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