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Things that would be nice to own.

Gagh

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- Inexhaustable supply of cash.
- Remote, Caribbean island.
- Kelly Brook, with somebody else's brain in her.
- Giant Mansion
- Numerous BluRays
- A Home Cinema
- Indoor heated pool
- 300 foot telescopic stilts
- A small grape called Basil
 
The stilts sound unwieldy, everything else seems fine.
 
But the stilts would make it easier for me to take Basil on tour.
 
-A genuine Batcave-style secret hideout. With a giant penny in it.
- a winning lotto ticket.
- a working phaser for solving roadside disagreements.
- A library three stories tall, filled with antiquities and one-of-a-kind editions that various movie detectives must come and beg me to look at in order to save the world.
- a car so sleek and fast that cops don't even bother trying to chase me, but starlets do.
- controlling ownership in either Apple or MS.
-the map to a lost treasure.
- any mythological relic whose existance is in doubt. Not to share but to know something no one else knows.
- a sasquatch.
- The Grand Canyon.
 
- The Tumbler
- ditto the Batcave
- a legion of intelligent ducks to do my bidding
- a mech
- a working proton pack for catching ghosts and/or simply making stuff explode
- a selection of musicians hand picked by me to be the most awesome house band ever.
- the set of Late Night when Conan did it as my rec room/study.
- a harem of hot redhead female humans.
- a zat'n'ktel
 
I'll have what Donovan's having.
 
R2 unit.
 
I've just added most of Yub's & Donovan's stuff to my own list. Hope that's OK.
 
The entire state of Florida (everyone else has to GET OUT)
A real life Gagh of my very own
Broadband
Josh Holloway


I SUCK AT THESE THINGS
 
I'd pay good money to see you suck at Josh Holloway
 
I want to Own Donald Trump, the Brandon guy who owns Virgin and Steven Spielberg.
And Gordon Ramsay.
I can own anything else I want after that.
 
- every apple product ever created or ever will be created
- an itunes library with everything tagged properly, perfectly
- a backblaze storage pod
- a large temperature controlled server room, soundproofed.
- i dunno, maybe a tame jungle cat as well.
 
- an itunes library with everything tagged properly, perfectly
I dream of the day I'm rich, and will pay neighborhood kids $10 an hour to sort my messy piles of CDs/LPs, catalog my music in a database, and burn everything to iTunes with proper descriptive info.

The entire state of Florida (everyone else has to GET OUT)

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I'd pay good money to see you suck at Josh Holloway

This is actually gonna happen this season, and is the reason they killed Juliet several times. In the alternate timeline Cassie is in the restroom with Josh and the hobbitt, nearly killing Charlie and sending Sawyer back to his seat with that big goofy smile.

Thanks for spoiling it.

Jerk.
 
A banana that never runs out.
 
Every guy wants one of those.
 
- every apple product ever created or ever will be created
- an itunes library with everything tagged properly, perfectly
- a backblaze storage pod
- a large temperature controlled server room, soundproofed.
- i dunno, maybe a tame jungle cat as well.



I want a pod too. OMG I SELLING MY KIDS RIGHT NOW GO TO EBAY YOU BE BIDDING ON "TELEVISIONS" BUT IT'LL REALLY BE MY CHILDREN IT'S EITHER THAT OR MY KIDNEYS
 
Wouldn't mind owning one of these:

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Shelby Supercars "Ultimate Aero". 1183hp, fastest production car on the planet, all for the low low price of $635,000.
 
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