Things to do when you are horny.....

[BlazerBoy]

1. Have sex with an electronic device, and risk electrical shock.

 

[MessengerX]

you have to unplug it before the act

 

[BlazerBoy]

2. Offer to help the neighbor's wife smooth out the carbon bubbles in their new waterbed.

 

[beergoggles]

Stay away from Jack.

 

[BlazerBoy]

That depends. What does he look like? Anything worthwhile under the belt?

 

[beergoggles]

I hear he's a champion felcher, if you're into that sort of thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

3) read a BlazerBoy thread and realise that, relative to him, you are not REALLY all that horny.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Sorry. I should have put that as the first one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

4) Titty fuck.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Well, I'm thinking of things slightly more exotic then normal sexual acts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

4) Titty fuck a black girl.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Shocking. I've actually never done that.

*Creates second hidden list*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

5) Titty fuck a sports bra filled with Silly Putty