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Things we did while the server was down...

NIT IN ANY PARTICULAR ORDER:
painted a bookcase to make it look like it was part of a wall unit.
once i got that bookcase off the floor, brought down another bookcase.
decided i have too many bloody books.
Waited for an invite to TKR. Which never came.
Watched the LOST season debut.
Read how mm thinks KILTFACE is the best thing since sliced bread!
plotted Captain Wacky's assassination.
Watched Obama get sworn in as the 44th Prez of the US of A.
Worked.
Cleaned my entire den, getting rid of two garbage bags of old papers.

1) I still have yet to see any of your paintings, and long to.

2) If you click my sig, it'll take you to TKR, PLEASE consider this your official invite.

3) What's a kiltface?
 
^1. Sweetie, I've posted lots of 'em here....I'll try and find some.
2. Ah, thank you! :smooch:
3. the answer is deviously hidden in your karma comment where a Certain Someone will never find it!
 
Day 1 of TK Withdrawal:
AAARGHHH AAAAAARGHH NOOOO DOOOONNNNNN'TTTTT NOOOOO AARRRRGGH
*frantic F5 clicking*
AAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAMMMMBIIIIIILLLLLL
*more frantic F5 clicking*
*panting*
NOOOOOOOOOO
PLLLEAASSSSSSSEEEE LLOOOOOOOOAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!!!
*falling into a coma*

Day 2:
I wake up at 5:30 and instantly boot the PC to get my fix.
Page doesn't get grey-red.
AAARRRGHHHH NOOOOO PLLEEEAAASEEE NOT THAAAAT!!!!!
Stop the desperate hitting of F5 around three hours later to brew some tea.
Resume F5 hitting while sipping tea, finally realize that it might be a good idea to see if anybody has posted at SC.
Worst fears have been confirmed.
Still in denial. Hit F5 for another 30 minutes just to make sure I haven't missed TK going online in the meantime.
Two or three AAAARGHHHH moments.
Seems like I am getting better: after having searched all of SC for my mod buttons, accepting of the fact that TK just might be inaccessible for just a tiny amount of time.
I am now using an old TK forum index screen cap as a background pic. The familiar banner and colors seem to have a soothing effect. No AAARRRGHH for 5 hours.
With a last click on the refresh button, I fall into bed. Weird dreams.

Day 3:
I am getting better. After seeing the Error page once again, I find myself thinking about changing the starting page to SC, but can't bring myself to actually do it yet.
I try to make plans for a life without TK, which unfortunately brings about another nervous breakdown. I decide to leave the house and meet some people to distract me from the tragedy. The license plate of the car in front of me includes the letters T and K. Going out not such a good idea, it seems.
Back in front of the monitor, I finally accept my fate and get ready for some RL after a final F5.

TK is up.
*sigh*
 
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Fuck if I remember any more. They seemed reasonable at the time.. something about handjobs, virgins, and breastzs...
 
I actually didn't realize TK was down, because coincidentally (or WAS it a coincidence, MissyManners?! :rwmad: ) my wireless went out at the same time. Now I have to share my sister's sloooow Dell desktop. Which means early mornings, late evenings, and when she takes a shower.

So, I guess to answer the question...I was waiting for IE to load the whole time TK was down. :(
 
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