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Things you love about Star Wars

I hadn't realized Sy Snootles had clothes. Pretty sure Max Reebo was nekkid. Definitely Salacious Crumb. On an unrelated note, Chewbacca ran around wearing nothing but a purse.
 
There are no genitals in space.
 
You know, people made a big deal about "is Darth Vader really Luke's father" after "Empire..." but the really shocking surprise in "...Jedi" was that the Emperor was George Soros.
 

Not true. In the Holiday Special, we found they generally run around as nature intended except on Life Day when they all, for some reason, put on robes.

(That reason being that the budget didn't allow for so many wookie costumes, so they compromised and settled for the heads and robes).
 
Not true. In the Holiday Special, we found they generally run around as nature intended except on Life Day when they all, for some reason, put on robes.

(That reason being that the budget didn't allow for so many wookie costumes, so they compromised and settled for the heads and robes).
 
Not true. In the Holiday Special, we found they generally run around as nature intended except on Life Day when they all, for some reason, put on robes.

(That reason being that the budget didn't allow for so many wookie costumes, so they compromised and settled for the heads and robes).
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I like how poseable he is.

They should have added "Anakin not included" from that one pic where his figure is next to Watto...
 
Seriously, though, going from just the original trilogy, do you think Anakin is Owen or Beru's brother? On the one hand I kind of get the sibling rivalry vibe from Owen, but on the other hand Beru has a goofy name like Anakin does while Owen is a fairly normal name. On the third hand, maybe that points to Owen after all. Because obviously Darth Vader didn't name is kids and Luke is a pretty normal name. So maybe Owen named him Luke instead of Squib or Feester or some Star Wars name as a...Rebellion?...against goofy names like his brother, Anakin's.
 
I wonder how much more it would've cost for CGI Leia to say "A new hope" instead of just "Hope" at the end of "Rogue One."
 
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