Things you wont here filmstars say

[whisky]

Micheal Ironside - This script is terrible, I wont be in this film

 

[headvoid]

George Clooney - Do I get to kill any black people?

 

[whisky]

Demi Moore - I wont get undressed for this role

 

[headvoid]

Ben Stiller: What's my motivation during this scene?

 

[whisky]

Charlton Heston - actually I dont like guns

 

[headvoid]

Steve Martin: I'm prepared to be paid less if you can make this script funnier.

 

[whisky]

Tom Cruise - Yes I am gay

 

[headvoid]

Robin Williams: No more funny voices ok?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jeff Goldblum: I've been in lots of great movies!

 

[Conchaga]

Mel Gibson: I love teh Jews!

 

[Conchaga]

Lindsay Lohan: I've given up my coke addiction and I am now having sex with women.

This makes me sad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keira Knightley: Maybe I DO need to gain some weight...and suck Wacky's cock.

 

[Cassie]

Natalie Portman: CaptainWacky is my baby's daddy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anna Paquin: Mine too!

 

[Conchaga]

Zach Braff: I love heavy metal and drinking in biker bars.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Woman That Plays Carla: I'm ugly and Turk could do better!

 

[Conchaga]

Ken Jenkins: If you TiVo my name, your TiVo won't explode.

 

[Loktar]

Rob Schneider: No I won't appear in an Adam Sandler movie.

 

[Conchaga]

Bill Murray: I'll quit my avantgarde film appearances

 

[Loktar]

Paul Reubens: When ever someone in a movie theater says the secret word....wank really loud.