Things you wont here filmstars say

[CaptainWacky]

Scarlett Johansson: I care about what losers say about me on IMBD.

 

[Cassie]

William Shatner: All those trekkies are wonderful people with meaningful lives. I want to meet each and every one of them.

 

[Loktar]

Leonard Nimoy: Dammit Jim! I'm a Vulcan not a photographer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Scarlett Johansson (again): I just googled my name, found this thread and fell in love with CaptainWacky!

 

[Loktar]

Britney Spears: I have a penis.

 

[Enkephalen]

Sharon Stone: There is no justification for taking my clothes off for a role.

 

[Enkephalen]

All wafer thin actresses: We look really hawt in our bikini swim suits.

 

[Conchaga]

Will Smith: In my next film I won't be playing a cop, or a lovestruck sweetie boy.

 

[Loktar]

Chris Tucker: Rush Hour 3? No thank you.

 

[Conchaga]

Jet Li: Another movie where I play a superhuman dude with kung fu skilz? No, I wanna do an artistic film.

 

[Loktar]

Johnny Depp: Pirates of the Carribean 14: Bag of Old Bones? No way!

 

[Conchaga]

Mike Myers: Another movie where I fake a european accent? WHY!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will Ferrel: DASHKLAHKLAJKLHLDh

 

[Gagh]

Owen Wilson: "I think the part demands too much goofy smiling, dim-witted but attempted loveable remarks, and a tendency to appear like a giant talentless child. I'm trying to move away from those roles."

 

[whisky]

Hugh Grant - I wont play any more upper class toffs who stammer, but have immaculate hair

 

[Gagh]

Madonna: "Guy thinks that dancing in a leotard might be too demanding for my energy given my physical age."

 

[headvoid]

Yul Bryner: I'm alive now

 

[whisky]

Woody Allen - This year I will make a film as good as the ones I did in the 70s

 

[Conchaga]

David Carradine: You want me to play a guy who knows Kung Fu? I don't eve know Kung Fu! Go talk to Keanu Reeves!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sex Man: NO MORE SEX FOR ME!