Think you're pretty tough?

[Donovan]

A man sought perfection and enlightenment and spent his whole life rejecting anything he considered less than absolute. Eventually he had stripped his life of everything and everyone but still had not achieved spiritual peace. One day he was told that atop a distant mountain lived the wisest of souls who knew all answers. So the man sold all his remaining belongings and made the long trek to the mountain. He climbed and climbed until he was half dead from Hunger and exhaustion, but he finally crawled into the wise man's temple and collapsed at his feet.
"I have come many years and miles seeking enlightenment and perfection, old master," he gasped.
The old man looked steadily down at the exhausted traveler and said, "Good luck with that. How was your journey?"

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Jibbles]

Anyone else remember the scorpion and the frog/turtle? That was a good one too.

 

[jack]

Isnt that the movie where Miley Cyrus and her dad crossdress? She plays a country doctor and he flashes his panties on disney?

 

[eloisel]

I heard Anne Hathaway singing the song from Les Miserable. It was beautiful.

 

['Gear]

Anyone else remember the scorpion and the frog/turtle? That was a good one too.

This is real talk here bro. Fuck off if you're just going to poke fun.

 

[Donovan]

The Buddha is everyone but not everyone is the buddha.

 

['Gear]

Yeah, so shut the fuck up Jibbles.

Whoever heard of a frog turtle anyway?

 

[Jibbles]

[video=youtube;agYwnd9A6vo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agYwnd9A6vo[/video]

 

[FBI parte due]

Jibbles is one of G*d's 36 chosen ones, rising from the shadows to bring dubstep to those who need it most.

If you told him that, though, he'd disappear immediately to be replaced by another.

 

[jack]

[youtube]GogjFO8GNEo[/youtube]

 

[Donovan]

A parable is not one-size-fits-all, it must be tailored to fit the desired message. For one, it might be a frog and scorpion. For a person who is currently hiding under a rock, discussing bikini bottoms and arguing with a starfish...I'd have to go with Sponge Bob Squarepants.

 

['Gear]

Only 36? Thems some long odds.

 

['Gear]

A parable is not one-size-fits-all, it must be tailored to fit the desired message. For one, it might be a frog and scorpion. For a person who is currently hiding under a rock, discussing bikini bottoms and arguing with a starfish...I'd have to go with Sponge Bob Squarepants.

Good work! Looks like you win again. Heck, you can't stop winning.

Go ahead, win again. You have my support.

 

[FBI parte due]

Judaism doesn't work if you think about it like a Jew would, that's the problem.

 

['Gear]

How do Jews think about Judaism?

 

['Gear]

So the JW's calculate 144,000 chosen. Slightly better odds, same problem.

I wonder how a JW would think about Judaism.

 

[jack]

Judaism doesn't work if you think about it like a Jew would, that's the problem.

what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

 

[FBI parte due]

Talmudically; analytically.

 

['Gear]

So in a scheming, dishonest and calculatingly deceitful manner.

Go it.