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This both sucks, and blows

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
To quote an old Waynes world saying.

Today we bought a power washer for the car, so we could clean it at home, and save all those expensive car washes.

Puts the thing altogether, then we have to attatch our exhisting garden hose to it to feed the thing water.

Our hose is old and crap and hasnt got the proper attatchement to the tap, so more water was leaking out of it than getting to the washer.

Plan B, we go out and get a smaller hose, with a proper attatchment to the tap.

Gets home, slaps it on, good fit both ends, turns the power on the washer, got a good steady stream, starts washing the car, less than 60 seconds later, the power goes off and refuses to go back on.

Afternoon off work wasted traveling back and forth to buy the thing and the hose and on top of all that, still got a dirty car.

FUCK YOU TESCO HOME BRAND POWER WASHERS!
 
Every little helps!
 
lol.. you could just get a bucket and put some soap and water in it, and wash your car by hand.
 
Do you guys have those washing stations where you do the washing yourself?
 
We do, although I never really understood why you'd pay to use someone else's hose and water when you could use your own for free.
 
It's sex water.
 
years ago my mother in law hired a man to jet blast her entire garden stone flags (she used to have a big garden)

The garden was landscaped with a number of paths going into many directions. One direction was ended with a "venus" like white statue - but there was ivy crawling over it in some sort of decayed manner. it sound shite but it really looked kind of derelict, but pretty.

The young lad went to work with his jet blaster and started cleaning the flags. He was left to his work.

At the end of the day I happened to be dropping something off and was with my mother in law. The young lad came up to us both and said.

Well, Mrs XXXX, it's been a tough job but I've done all the pathways. I tell you what though - I've managed to get that dirty old statue gleaming! I even cleared away the rotten plants
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I remember trying to force a hot mug of tea into my mouth to stop myself laughing. The mother in law just stood with her mouth open. We both looked at the statue and I swear it wouldn't have been brighter if we had painted it with flourescent paint.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
We do, although I never really understood why you'd pay to use someone else's hose and water when you could use your own for free.
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If one has no hose, such a service would be usefull.
 
Don't blink.
 
Your not the boss of me.
 
*you're
 
CRACKLE AND POP!
 
Fuddlemiff said:
We do, although I never really understood why you'd pay to use someone else's hose and water when you could use your own for free.
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I live in an apartment/flat with no access to an outside hose to wash my car. Those wash & vac places are great.
 
I think it's OH, SNAYUP! by the way.
 
If anybody would know, the kids would.

That or the cheerleader from Heroes, she would know too.
 
I'm not a kid. I'm midde-aged according to TK's standards.
 
Well you probably heard the term from kids.
 
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