This girl is doomed

[CaptainWacky]

Wogan created Jedward in an Irish lab to molest them, but they broke out.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually I stole them from his basement. SHH!

 

[headvoid]

HOW DID WE NOT KNOW?

 

[CaptainWacky]

PHILIP SCHOFIELD TO CAMERON "READ MY LIST OF PAEDOS." CAMERON "UMM...HOMOPHOBIA!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-november-14-2012/the-british-evasion

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Can't watch a report about the BBC, I'm in the wrong country.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just hope the hairy cornflake is a cereal offender (stolen from Twitter.)

 

[headvoid]

Movember (where everyone in the UK grows dodgy moustaches for charity) is not helping the hysteria around paedos.

1 in 4 males look like pervs at the moment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

When really only 1 in 5 are!