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klokwerkaos
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still no grlz on teh interbutts. only FBI, spam bots and 40 year old fat men.
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Sarek said:
Not true.
Lazy_Ghoul
I'm high
klokwerkaos said:
Click my link for FREE SEXEE NUDDY PICS!
LOL
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klokwerkaos
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jack said:
you've got me. i'm feelin the burn on that one.
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klokwerkaos
Guest
just thought I'd help you out some.
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klokwerkaos
Guest
time for you to update your puters master troll, likes fine from where I'm sitting.
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klokwerkaos
Guest
wut?
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klokwerkaos
Guest
Just thot U shood knowz...
You are a cockless embarrasment to yourself and your family.
You are gullible.
You are a moron and probably a cunt, and yet, DS will still beg you for money.
You once sucked a cock for Crack.
You think The Internet is serious business.
You jack off to goatse, you sick fuck.
You got caught fucking a bowl of ice cream by your parents Last Thursday.
You voted for George W. Bush. Twice.
You are in a shitty local band noone likes, although a few people may claim to so that you dont feel bad.
You don't like it when people say bad things about you, and when they do, you cry about it.
DID YOU KNOW?
YOU fail at life, the Internet, and comedy?
YOU sucked someone off so you could get the money to buy a Nintendo DS?
YOU are probably a smart-ass, bisexual, atheist teenager who believes weed is nothing but a good thing?
YOU can't do it. And if you are, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG?
YOU are a sick fuck?
YOU look at smut (Because that's what the Internet is for)?
YOU get butthurt when someone PWNS your fucking ass?
Noone likes YOU?
YOU wish you had real friends?
YOU are a dumbshit?
YOU should definitely be slaughtered, preferably like the cattle you emulate?
YOU enjoy tickling Balls?
You are a cockless embarrasment to yourself and your family.
You are gullible.
You are a moron and probably a cunt, and yet, DS will still beg you for money.
You once sucked a cock for Crack.
You think The Internet is serious business.
You jack off to goatse, you sick fuck.
You got caught fucking a bowl of ice cream by your parents Last Thursday.
You voted for George W. Bush. Twice.
You are in a shitty local band noone likes, although a few people may claim to so that you dont feel bad.
You don't like it when people say bad things about you, and when they do, you cry about it.
DID YOU KNOW?
YOU fail at life, the Internet, and comedy?
YOU sucked someone off so you could get the money to buy a Nintendo DS?
YOU are probably a smart-ass, bisexual, atheist teenager who believes weed is nothing but a good thing?
YOU can't do it. And if you are, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG?
YOU are a sick fuck?
YOU look at smut (Because that's what the Internet is for)?
YOU get butthurt when someone PWNS your fucking ass?
Noone likes YOU?
YOU wish you had real friends?
YOU are a dumbshit?
YOU should definitely be slaughtered, preferably like the cattle you emulate?
YOU enjoy tickling Balls?
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klokwerkaos
Guest
don't worry, that's a macro too. I wouldn't waste that much imagination on you.
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klokwerkaos
Guest
awesome!
