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This is our Captain...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Long on beard, short on legs.
 
Where to Captain?
 
France.
 
OW THIS BREAD HURT MY TEETH! LETS RAPE AND PILLAGE
 
OH NOES, YOU SAID RAPE, D-VON, GET THE BOUNCERS!
 
D-VON FETCH THE REMOTE, I HAVE TO SHOVE IT UP THIS CHEAP-TARTS BOX!
 
WHO, STACY?
 
I wish Stacy were here right now.
 
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