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THIS IS TK...IT IS ENDING ONE MINUTE AT A TIME...

^Perhaps you'd like to eat some flies instead, Renfield?

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ValKilmer'sdick said:
WELCOME TO THE DLA HQ

wow, it's surprisingly dirty in here. Merry Maids has good rates you know. :)

WE ARE FULLY IN CONTROL OF THIS BOARD NOW

You forgot to put a 'period' at the end of that sentence.

WE WILL MONITOR ALL THREADS - ANYBODY WHO STATES ANYTHING DEROGATORY OR OFFENSIVE ABOUT ME, THE DEAR LEADER, OR ANY OTHER DLA MEMBERS WILL HAVE THEIR THREAD HIJACKED AND WILL BE PUNISHED SEVERLY.

I guess that means no one can call you a pussy then, right? Who are the other DLA members? I've already been punished. I was born and have to live my life out as me. :)

THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION HAS ARRIVED. WE SUCCEEDED OUR GOALS WITH MINIMAL BLOODSHED. FOR THAT YOU SHOULD THANK US.

I'm sorry, what was that? I just farted.

SOON WE WILL PUBLISH OUR CONSTITUTION, OUR AIMS, LAWS AND RULES WHICH EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD MUST ABIDE TO.

Oh, come on. Everyone here knows you can't write even a paragraph, let alone a whole constitution. :D Silly Dick. :)

I WILL BE A FIRM BUT FAIR RULER.

Hmmm, a firm dick...some people here appreciate that sort of thing. I'm all for fairness though.
NOW BOW DOWN BEFORE ME.... :bb:

Eww.
 
MirandaJo said:
naw, it's passed....got a spider bite:(


I have a scar on my ass from a spider bite that put me under for two-three weeks. Worst fucking pain of my life.


No, that time i got kicked in the balls was pretty bad, but it didn't last for weeks...

Anyways, yea...teach me to sleep in the nude again.....well it showed me the bad things that can happen, but a dude needs some type of freedom for willie you know?
 
I congratulate my allies in the DLA on their Karma supremacy!

After that meddlesome Caitriona created the TKDL, I feared that the noble knights of the DLA might fall to admin treachery. Val plumted into red and many TKers dismissed the DLA as defunct, but all the while it was secretly rebuilding its Karma production powerhouse. Now, with it's KarmArmy rebuilt to five times its original size, the DLA has hammered back all challengers to claim the Karma Krown! Never before in the history of this BBS have we seen such awesome Karma power. Let the shock and awe commence!
 
WordInterrupted said:
I congratulate my allies in the DLA on their Karma supremacy!

After that meddlesome Caitriona created the TKDL, I feared that the noble knights of the DLA might fall to admin treachery. Val plumted into red and many TKers dismissed the DLA as defunct, but all the while it was secretly rebuilding its Karma production powerhouse. Now, with it's KarmArmy rebuilt to five times its original size, the DLA has hammered back all challengers to claim the Karma Krown! Never before in the history of this BBS have we seen such awesome Karma power. Let the shock and awe commence!


Suck a dick.
 
Start - 11-07-2005, 07:06 PM

Now - 10-19-2006, 07:53 PM

That's a lot of minutes to be wrong Dick.
 
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