This lobster is a real cunt!

[BenedictTurtle]

Hey guys, BenedictTurtle here. I've been lurking for 5 years or so. I don't like posting since it takes me a long time to type out a sentence. Holding down the Shift key is like a game of Twister, you know.

Anyway, there's a lobster who's being a real cunt to me. Could you troll him, maybe just a little? He lives 2 aquariums down, but we all chat on the Internet from time to time. He spammed my e-mail box up and calls me names. He picks on me and uses strange Internet acronyms and shows me images of cats with cryptic non-sequiturs in them. I think he's trying to get me.

Please go troll him. I'm just a turtle! Thanks.

 

[Loktar]

cunt

 

[Seph]

Hey guys, BenedictTurtle here. I've been lurking for 5 years or so. I don't like posting since it takes me a long time to type out a sentence. Holding down the Shift key is like a game of Twister, you know.

Anyway, there's a lobster who's being a real cunt to me. Could you troll him, maybe just a little? He lives 2 aquariums down, but we all chat on the Internet from time to time. He spammed my e-mail box up and calls me names. He picks on me and uses strange Internet acronyms and shows me images of cats with cryptic non-sequiturs in them. I think he's trying to get me.

Please go troll him. I'm just a turtle! Thanks.

u cunt

 

[FBI parte due]

Hairy, diseased zebra minge.

 

[BenedictTurtle]

Are you trolling me?

 

[Seph]

Are you trolling me?

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[BenedictTurtle]

I guess not.

 

[Mirah]

How cute. The little turtle coming to us asking for help. Lets go help it guys! Come on. Where is this Lobster? I'll save you Turtle. Don't worry.

P.S. Get a shift key extender. It will do wonders.

 

[Seph]

I guess not.

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[BenedictTurtle]

Thank you, Mirah.

 

[Seph]

Thank you, Mirah.

 

[BenedictTurtle]

There they are! The strange internet images. What do they mean?

 

[Seph]

There they are! The strange internet images. What do they mean?

http://www.pacdudegames.com/fail/

 

[Mirah]

No Prob Turtle! What do you want me to do? Where are these bullies?

 

[Seph]

i will help if im told his real handle

 

[Mirah]

I know, and I'm just bored and turtles are cute.

 

[Seph]

well if thats not a good reason to befriend a moron i dont knw what is

 

[Mirah]

I choose all of my friends and aquiantances based on thier avatar or username. It keeps life interesting.

 

[Loktar]

I choose all of my friends and aquiantances based on thier avatar or username. It keeps life interesting.

I usually choose my friends and acquaintances by the frequency of their responses to my posts, how often they karma me, mention my name, and tell me they love me.