This "Menty" shit.

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But unlike the plight of this thread's author, nobody has tried to shorten it to "Blazey".

 

[BlazerBoy]

I get called BB sometimes too, as if I'm some sort of small and swift projectile of sexual propotions.

 

[jack]

I've had the most common nickname for a real name my whole life, and no one ever gets it right. Chad. Jeff. Chet. John. Jim.

 

[Conchaga]

What about me? What's my superhero name? Con? Conchy? Conchagulations? Chimmy Chaga? Conchagal visit? Connie? Steven Chagal?

"Conchaga..."
"Bless you."
"No, that's my name, Conchaga."
"Yeah, thought you sneezed."

By the way, it's pronounced Con, like convict. Chaga, like saga.

Ask me what it means.

 

[Mentalist]

Ask me what it means.

You don't know, you made it up. I remember you saying something about that some years back.

Well, we're not saddled with dorky nicknames like "Menty" at least.

Don't be so sure Eggy egg. And it's not dorky

 

[Conchaga]

Right. I made it up. It has no meaning. It's not that I don't know. It's that it has no meaning in any other language. It's like Exxon.

 

[Mentalist]

My memory is impeccable. Surprising really.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ask me again why I could never love you.

 

[Mentalist]

Because I'm a Chole/Jack shipper?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, you tried to rape me in my bathroom after a vampire I just staked kicked me through a tombstone after I quipped "let's see how hard you can kick when you're a cloud of dust!"

 

[curiousa2z]

which was pretty hard, as it turned out.

 

[Gagh]

No, you tried to rape me in my bathroom after a vampire I just staked kicked me through a tombstone after I quipped "let's see how hard you can kick when you're a cloud of dust!"

Eastenders, yeah?

 

[CaptainWacky]

which was pretty hard, as it turned out.

And somehow managed to injure her even though she was fine when she was fighting super-Warren and yet super-Warren didn't even bruise her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN PEGGY MITCHELL BOUGHT THEM ALL APINT.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Menty for Admin!

 

[Harkley]

ok menty. but now you have to call me fizz.

 

[The Question]

And no one can call me "wackster" either.

Well, what about WHACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

:?:

 

[Citizen]

I am revoking the right to call me "Menty" unless I actually know you well enough for you to do so.

Thats right. NO MORE MR NICE MENTY.

10-4 Menty.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Star Wars is the geartet 6 movies ever mad eol

 

[SilentBtViolent]

MY BOOBS ARE LIKE ANGRY COWS WITH PUBIC HARI GLUED TO THEMM.