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This Place Is Irradiated

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
You fools! Evacuate immediately and take shelter in TP!
 
*wanders around naked*
 
*maturbates furiously*
 
*still petting Yub*
 
*still masturbating*
 
*grabs Yub by the fur and moves to the shelter in TP*
 
Good.

*gets naked and lets all the rabid animals loose from his pants*
 
FLY YOU FOOLS!
 
PANDORA PULLED MY HAIR!
 
I was gentle! Don't make me pull harder.
 
FLY YOU FOOLS!

*flaps arms and penis*

ITS NOT WORKING!
 
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^So thats why Homeland Security arrested me at the airport.
 
No, it was the fact your urine is so disgusting putrid it's classified as a chemical weapon. Lay off the junk food, eat some fruit.
 
No, it was the fact your urine is so disgusting putrid it's classified as a chemical weapon. Lay off the junk food, eat some fruit.

*eats Eggs Mayo*
 
*smacks Loktar with a fish*
 
This irradiated fish?

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Why not?

*smacks Loktar with three eyed irradiated fish*
 
*eats Eggs Mayo*

BITCH! You better back off my man!
 
SMACK HIM WITH A FISH, DORK!
 
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