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this thread makes my balls itch

Buttmunkey

Fletcher... Felcher... WHATEVER!!
this thread makes my balls itch
 
Does your anus tingle at the same time? It could be a sign of colon cancer.
 
only when you're tongueing me, bitch
 
I think your itchy balls are caused by irritation from Jacks beard. Think about it.
 
this beard makes my balls itch
 
damn tR you might have him there, we know Jack's into that.
 
The guy in the locker next to mine in gym class was a complete fucking pig. He never took his clothes home to be washed and he stunk all the time. One day I smuggled some of my mom's Nair hair removal cream (the same stuff Jack's mom uses on her nipples and back) and squirted it on his jock strap before he changed. About 20 minutes into gym class, he started screaming and grabbing his sack and went running into the shower. That stuff is more potent that you think. The fucker's scrotum was burned badly enough to get him out of Gym for 2 weeks and me in detention for 3 days. It was worth it though, since I didn't have to smell the nasty fucker for 2 weeks.
 
I think Jack had that same problem to bad his didn't go away.
 
Why do I think deep down all these stories are true. You sir are/were a delinquent.
 
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