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[Conchaga]

All the rest is excuseable. But, virgin? Where do you live? I might need to make it a quest to get you laid.

 

[Loktar]

All the rest is excuseable. But, virgin? Where do you live? I might need to make it a quest to get you laid.

I can see it now, it will be a prequel to the 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

[Conchaga]

Except I *DO* know how to get you laid. It's a lot simpler than you think.

 

[Loktar]

Except I *DO* know how to get you laid. It's a lot simpler than you think.

Whores? Prostitutes? My mom?

 

[Conchaga]

No, fat chicks.

 

[Loktar]

No, fat chicks.

Ugh. I'm not THAT desperate.

 

[Conchaga]

Ok then, Plus sized women.

 

[Loktar]

Ok then, Plus sized women.

hmm....possibly.

 

[Conchaga]

They're not fat, and they're not the horribly unapproachable ones. they're just right.

 

[Loktar]

They're not fat, and they're not the horribly unapproachable ones. they're just right.

Extra meat, what a treat.

 

[Conchaga]

And if they reject you, you can just look back and say "aww, you're too fat anyway" and they'll be insulted.

 

[Loktar]

And if they reject you, you can just look back and say "aww, you're too fat anyway" and they'll be insulted.

They're not likely to reject me. I'm tastier than a family size bucket of chicken.

 

[Conchaga]

FAMILY SIZED!!! WHAT A DISCOUNT!!

 

[DarthSikle]

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[DarthSikle]

you bastards let this thread slip

 

[FBI parte due]

Conchaga's fault, the RAT BASTARD!

 

[DarthSikle]

saved it just in time

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[DarthSikle]

lazy bastards