This will be a non sexual thread

[Love Child]

No talking about sex here!
No bending over
Kissing ass
Sucking Cock
Fucking
Wet
Fuck
etc etc
Must I elaborate?

 

[Love Child]

Love child's Non sexual Thread

No pix plz
Show me yer boobies
no rubbing
no foreplay
nothing! I swear!

 

[Love Child]

We will not talk about sex here!

Just because I am Love Child doesn't mean I can't have a conversation without talking about sex! Now enough! I am seriuos. I can talk about other things too.
So,
Howz the weather?

 

[Love Child]

In this thread, Love Child will not talk about sex

I mean really. I have other things on my mind besides how wet you are, how lusciuos your lips taste. I can talk about other things. No need to fill all of my threads with things sexual in nature.
I don't always want to talk about whips and chains and being tied to the bed while licked to pleasure.
Go ahead, try it. Ask me something non sexual in nature, I am sure I can answer it.

 

[Gonad]

It is very wet, which only naturally follows a scorching hot sweaty time frame. I predict that tonight's cold weather will leave today's wetness rock-hard.

The weather.

 

[Love Child]

No need to call me a dirty whore here
or slut
or anything of that nature. Just normal posting.
And yes, I can refrain from using the F word too.
Really I can.

 

[Gonad]

My puppy is hungry! What do I do?

 

[Love Child]

I would suggest that you feed your puppy. Or hire someone to do it for you if you are unable to. Or consider other options if you are further unable to take care of your beloved dog.

 

[Love Child]

It is very wet, which only naturally follows a scorching hot sweaty time frame. I predict that tonight's cold weather will leave today's wetness rock-hard.

The weather.

Stop talking about Sex Gonad! I told you I can talk about other things.
Now,
What type of dog is this?

 

[Gonad]

I was talking about the weather.

She's a hairy bitch with a long wet tongue who can't stop pawing.

 

[Loktar]

Just because I am Love Child doesn't mean I can't have a conversation without talking about sex! Now enough! I am seriuos. I can talk about other things too.

What is the average air speed of an unlaiden swallow?

Do you swallow?
Fuckity fuck fuck...

Sorry...couldn't resist.

 

[Cassie]

Show us yer tits!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

 

[Cassie]

sexy

 

[Ishcabittle]

Today, I plan on not fucking my hand, INSTEAD, I will waste time with video games. Ha! I dinna talk about sexy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK SOME COCKS

 

[Cassie]

Chickens?

 

[Loktar]

Today, I plan on not fucking my hand, INSTEAD, I will waste time with video games. Ha! I dinna talk about sexy!

Do both ya lazy bastard! I did.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

+

.

 

[Kitty]

Cookie Monster doesnt like cookies anymore. Hes a vegetarian now. He says cookies are a sometimes food. I used to like Cookie Monster. Not anymore.