This would make me watch X-Factor

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Woah, that would ROCK! Really hope it's not a lame made up story. Will have to share this on Facebook... every Saturday night there are a dozen status update convos about the show.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's the Sun. IT'S THE SUN.
 

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
Isn't it great when THE SUN decides to make random words BOLD as if by some way SHOUTING them lends extra gravitas to the story? I once met ROBBIE WILLIAMS and spoke to him about THE SUN. He expressed no real opinion, owing to the fact he is a TWAT but admitted that he has read a few copies WHILST TAKING A SHIT ON THE TOILET.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I like Alesha playing the race card just because her thick mate is thick like her. "WE WAS IN A BAND TOGETHER."
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Maybe the guy isn't racist or sexist. Maybe he's just a twat?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The feel good story of the year...or should I say FEEL DICK!?
 
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