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Jimmy Nostril wanted to write a story which represented his real life, as it really was, for real. Accurately. He tried to read stories. He couldn't imagine any of them ever happening to him. Not even the most mundane ones. He wanted to write a really true story. He really really wanted to do this.
The problem was, nothing would happen in this story. If anything did happen then it wouldn't be accurate to his life.
So he was just sitting there staring at a blank page. And then, inspiration struck.
"Jared Noseguard wanted to write a story which represented his real life, as it really was, for real. Accurately. He tried to read stories. He couldn't imagine any of them ever happening to him. Not even the most mundane ones. He wanted to write a really true story. He really really wanted to do this.
The problem was, nothing would happen in this story. If anything did happen then it wouldn't be accurate to his life.
So he was just sitting there staring at a blank page. And then, inspiration struck.""
He thought of doing it again and again and again but couldn't work out how to do the quotation marks.
He then lay in his bed crying for three hours. It was the longest he'd ever cried for.
NO.
HE NEVER CRIED.
THAT WAS FOR A STORY.
WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
WERE THE STORIES MERGING WITH HIS REAL LIFE!?!
No.
No.
It was just a dream.
The page was still blank really.
He punched his monitor and it fell over.
Had that been real?
He was so tired he didn't know.
Yet he'd just slept.
Not tired.
Just a big heavy feeling in his brain.
He wasn't built for this life.
He sighed and picked up his monitor.
He went back to sleep.
Yes.
Good.
He was back in control now.
He was worried there.
When he woke up he decided to write all this down.
AND HERE IT IS.
THAT'S THE TWIST ENDING!
He was so proud of himself he managed to get an erection for the first time in eight months.
Well, no.
That would never happen.
"I wish I knew if I was gay or straight," he said to Satan.
"MAYBE YOU'RE BI," Satan said.
"This isn't a very convincing dream," siad Jimmy.
"LEAVE IT OUT OF THE STORY THEN," said Satan.
"okay," lied Jimmy
THE END
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well how about that
i'm sure we'll see a whole lot more of jimmy nostirl and his amazing adventures over the coming deathdays
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gggggggggggggg
vojjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
fooooooooooooo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,ggggggg
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widfj
wish i could do hakus
f
jifh
not really
hfd
bh
jpiohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gjioooooooooooo fk
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just type thingss
strulgging to form
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just things blfoating about me y headdddddd
strugglie to form
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GET TO THE PIONT
OH WAIT THERE IS NO POINT LOL BEACSUE T LIFE IS POINTLESS YES YES SAY THAT AGAINT AHT' HELLPGF
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Jimmy Nostril wanted to write a story which represented his real life, as it really was, for real. Accurately. He tried to read stories. He couldn't imagine any of them ever happening to him. Not even the most mundane ones. He wanted to write a really true story. He really really wanted to do this.
The problem was, nothing would happen in this story. If anything did happen then it wouldn't be accurate to his life.
So he was just sitting there staring at a blank page. And then, inspiration struck.
"Jared Noseguard wanted to write a story which represented his real life, as it really was, for real. Accurately. He tried to read stories. He couldn't imagine any of them ever happening to him. Not even the most mundane ones. He wanted to write a really true story. He really really wanted to do this.
The problem was, nothing would happen in this story. If anything did happen then it wouldn't be accurate to his life.
So he was just sitting there staring at a blank page. And then, inspiration struck.""
He thought of doing it again and again and again but couldn't work out how to do the quotation marks.
He then lay in his bed crying for three hours. It was the longest he'd ever cried for.
NO.
HE NEVER CRIED.
THAT WAS FOR A STORY.
WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
WERE THE STORIES MERGING WITH HIS REAL LIFE!?!
No.
No.
It was just a dream.
The page was still blank really.
He punched his monitor and it fell over.
Had that been real?
He was so tired he didn't know.
Yet he'd just slept.
Not tired.
Just a big heavy feeling in his brain.
He wasn't built for this life.
He sighed and picked up his monitor.
He went back to sleep.
Yes.
Good.
He was back in control now.
He was worried there.
When he woke up he decided to write all this down.
AND HERE IT IS.
THAT'S THE TWIST ENDING!
He was so proud of himself he managed to get an erection for the first time in eight months.
Well, no.
That would never happen.
"I wish I knew if I was gay or straight," he said to Satan.
"MAYBE YOU'RE BI," Satan said.
"This isn't a very convincing dream," siad Jimmy.
"LEAVE IT OUT OF THE STORY THEN," said Satan.
"okay," lied Jimmy
THE END
________________________--
well how about that
i'm sure we'll see a whole lot more of jimmy nostirl and his amazing adventures over the coming deathdays
