Thread to discuss Dr Dave's Surprise Birthday Party!

[The Question]

I have one. Should I assemble it now, or keep it intact in case the value goes up?

You could split the difference between collectible and display by keeping it sealed in box, but putting the box in a fancy display case with lighting and all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Your birthday challenge is to...

KICK BISHOP BRENNAN UP THE ARSE!?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously how the fuck do you find out about upcoming birthdays on this forum now? Didn't there used to be a calendar that showed you all the upcoming dates or something.

 

[Mirah]

Sometimes I type in "Birthday" into the search function and then I can find/remember when people's birthdays are. BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I PROBABLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!

 

[Starship Coyote]

Will there be midget strippers?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm really not sure where this is going but count me in. And Happy Birthday, Dr. Dave.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's ending with Dr Dave standing over our corpses, holding a bloody knife...then the police walk in singing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I believe there was a Harvey Birdman episode like that -- it involved Dyno-Mutt and a copy machine.

 

[Cassie]

Happy birthday Dr Dave. The geese are on the way.

 

[Love Child]

Will there be beard shaving at this event? Who will jump out of the cake? Where is the rest of the food coming from?

 

[Dr Dave]

Thanks for the early birthday wishes!

 

[Dr Dave]

It's ending with Dr Dave standing over our corpses, holding a bloody knife...then the police walk in singing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"

I kinda want to put that in my signature...

 

[Mirah]

Just 2 hours until Dr Dave's birthday.

Hey Dr Dave! I heard that the pirate ship called you in for work! You better go to work today! *wink *wink

Okay that is everyone's cue! Get in to place! When Dr Dave goes to work-or thinks he is going to work, he is going to be diverted to the surprise party instead! Oh, hold on, I'm getting a phone call, hang on.
*Answers phone
"What? Some virus? What? No! What do you mean not more than 10 people? How do I not know about this!? Someone is getting fired!" I almost hang up the phone and then I say, "Wait what about the midgets? They are immune right? And the strippers? They've got to be immune to all of this!"
I listen to the voice on the other end of the phone for a few seconds
"A time machine? Like a tardis? Dr Who?"
I stand looking confused
"But its Dr Dave's Birthday!"

To be continued

 

[Dr Dave]

You assume I want 10 people there!

 

[Mirah]

Well I think there are only 10 here posting anyway
*Counts
Well maybe just under 10!
So that will be all of us and 1 midget stripper!

 

[Dr Dave]

They're more like half a person... So we can have 2 right?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Happy Actual Birthday, Dr Dave!

You toasted toaster.

You lemon scented peach farmer.

You man with only nine moles.

You sensational ice skater.

Happy DrDaveday!

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO DR DAVE THE DOCTOR WHO HAS NO NUMBER OR TARDIS BUT STILL CAN FLY!