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Three Word Story

There once was.....
 
a man from
 
Nantucket, he had
 
a wife that
 
threw a toaster
 
at his head
 
. He was bathing
 
" I'm a Cylon?!"
 
he screamed as
 
He realized he
 
had a toaster
 
for a friend
 
who was Hitler
 
on the weekends
 
He partied Goth
 
pancakes with syrup
 
and whipped cream
 
nuts and banana!
 
with caramel glaze.
 
I like breasts!
 
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