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Three Word Story

unfortunately forbidden by
 
The order of
 
The Stinky Tusk
 
Society of America!
 
The authorities were
 
mystified by the
 
lack of interest
 
people had for
 
anything other than
 
my slippery stalagmite.
 
However, my doctor
 
on the other
 
Isley Brothers album
 
wrote a prescription
 
for crystal meth
 
being an idiot,
 
he also prescribed
 
moar cowbell. However,
 
when I exploded
 
the insurance lapsed
 
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