Tigger versus Tiger

[CaptainWacky]

Who would win in a fight between Tigger from Winnie the Pooh and a real life tiger?

I think Tigger since someone has vandalised his wikipedia page.

"That assessment fits well with Tigger's personality and his assessment of his own abilities, which he always overestimates. He is a horrible character that likes to bully the other characters, he's arrogant and rude and i don't like him one bit! I like pizza."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigger

 

[Yub]

Tigger would kick a real tiger's ass due to his ability to bounce and utter clever little spoonerisms

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, that would totally beat being ripped up into little pieces by claws and teeth.

 

[Yub]

Tigger would bounce easily out of the way of oncoming teeth and claws. It's Eeyore who's gonna get eaten. He expects to, so that's fine.

 

[Dr Dave]

The Tiger would win.

 

[Yub]

Tigger would neverate get eatenified.

 

[CaptainWacky]

the "I like pizza" line is gone already

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Garfield got busted!