Timothy the miserable pigeon

[Mentalist]

has blue feet lol

 

[Gagh]

and IRON BEAK

 

[CaptainWacky]

and my axe?

 

[Dr Dave]

and some gin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard he only has one wing but that wing has cancer anyway.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's gotta suck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But the blue feet almost make up for it.

 

[Dr Dave]

almost

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anna Paquin > Natalie Portman > Scarlett Johansson > Keira Knightley

 

[FBI parte due]

Timothy > Scarlett Johansson > the rest of them

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MOMENT YOU STUPID FAG

 

[FBI parte due]

Don't be a negro, life's not worth the bother!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Scarlett's tits will fade.

 

[FBI parte due]

Not before I have a chance to wank to them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not beforet they go blue like Timothy's feet.

 

[Mentalist]

Timothy died of hypothermia. It had nothing to do with his blue feet like one would or could be led to believe though. That was a genetic malfunction on his fathers side but ultimatley not the cause of death since it had no health effects beyond turning the pigmentation of his little pigeon feet blue.

 

[Dr Dave]

poor bastard

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

His cigar burns eternally above his grave.

 

[Dr Dave]

I smoked a good cigar yesterday

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HO HO INNUENDO, INUYASHA HO HO?