TIS THE SEASON

[CaptainWacky]

My nose has so much stuff up it that I think I'll probably die if I don't sleep with my mouth open.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's an annoying situation.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could be worse: I could be an Exocomp.

 

[Dr Dave]

Those things were neat.

 

[Cassie]

I thought you were talking about Kes and I was glad Neelix wasn't trying to get in your pants.

 

[Dr Dave]

Something we can all be glad of.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Kes ate dirt in an attempt to repel Neelix but he was into it?

 

[Dr Dave]

Neelix was a pervert. He had sex with pans.

 

[Loktar]

Neelix was a pervert. He had sex with pans.

Lies! That sex with the pans was consensual. He did however spoon a fork and fork a spoon.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

After his first bath on Voyager, Neelix got into water sports, but Kes was all "not on your life" which is why she got so evil and unleashed her badly-reviewed FURY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remmeber how Kes was literally one year old.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes. Whole thing was creepy, really.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And instead of breasts she had the heads of babies growing out of her chest.

 

[Cassie]

Remember when Kes was like 3 and ran off with a sexy traveling alien?

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you notice how Kes never wore hats? It says a lot really, don't you think?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She was a blatant anti-hattist!

(Also her people lived underground thanks to the Caretaker)

 

[Dr Dave]

That guy was a total wanker.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked how they literally lived in a shopping mall.