Tisi has left the building and in herp lace is Tiski!

[Tisiphone]

SHOTS FOR EVERYONE

JELLOSHOTS OFF MY BOOBS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Tisiphone]

Hehehe...herp. I DON'T HAVE HERPES

 

[FBI parte due]

Isn't it like 5:30 AM where you are?

 

[Tisiphone]

It's 7:49, thank you very much.

And it'sf rom pillzlol, not drinking.

 

[FBI parte due]

I feel kind of emasculated. I almost didn't even wake & bake this morning.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WOO HOO NAKED BRUNCH WITH WILLIAM S BURRITOS!!

TRICKSY TISKI!

 

[Tisiphone]

Duuuuuuuuuude, captioning is very difficult right now. I jsut wanna pass out....

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Doing Fox and Friends this morning? I'd shoot myself!

 

[Tisiphone]

Mike & Mike.

But ooooooh, I've doen Fox News Chennel. FUCKING COCKSUCKERS

Neil Cauvoto is a fugly pimp.

 

[Gagh]

TISKI, THE LONG LOST RUSSIAN RELATIVE!

 

[jack]

What are you wearing, Tis?

 

[Tisiphone]

Depeche mode shirt, jeans, sandals.

 

[jack]

Those jeans look a little snug....need help with the snap?

 

[Gagh]

Dr Dave will be distraught that you don't have a hat on.

 

[Tisiphone]

It's an invisible hat.

 

[Tisiphone]

AND INVISIBLE PANNIES

 

[Cassie]

What pillzlol are you on? I like PILLS.

 

[Tisiphone]

BENADRYL

 

[Cassie]

OH.. that's not very fun. They just put me to sleep.

 

[Tisiphone]

Heh...they make me feel funky and chill.