Tisi is in a funk

[Dr Dave]

You really should get that t-shirt made up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You probably posted that in the past, and it came to mind, and I probably thought I was being funny and original when in fact I was ROBBING YOU. :shock:

 

[Tisiphone]

No, no...but I've said something like it on FB.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs is spying on Tisi's FB!

THEN STEALING HER MATERIAL!!!

OMG

 

[Tisiphone]

I highly doubt that since he doesn't know my real name. (As far as I know,) lol.

 

[Homo Erectus]

glad you're in a better mood. Are you ready for sex with Loktar now?

 

[Loktar]

glad you're in a better mood. Are you ready for sex with Loktar now?

Dude. I'm sure Tisi would much prefer to be wined and dined/romanced a little before I drill for some Texas tea.

 

[Homo Erectus]

nah she's fine. *slaps Loktar onna ass* make your move now while she's too tired to run far.

 

[Loktar]

nah she's fine. *slaps Loktar onna ass* make your move now while she's too tired to run far.

Attempting to override gentlemanly behavior....

 

[Dirk Funk]

And she needs to get the funk out of it. I can't help it that I'm surrounded by a MOTHERFUCKING LIAR WHO LIKES TO GET ME ALL TANGLED UP IN KNOTS THEN DOESN'T FINISH THE FUCKING JOB ASSHAT DIPSHIT FUCKMUNCH

Perhaps this should go in SuN's "I fucking hate men," thread. But since mine is just one man in particular, it doesn't feel right.

[creepy guy in a leisure suit] Well, I know how to fix that problem. How about if the Funk is in you? [/creepy guy in a leisure suit]

 

[Mirah]

Tisi is in a Trunk. She really wasn't drunk or in a funk. It was a help message, she was really tied up in knots and NONE OF US GOT IT! POOR TISI HAS BEEN IN A TRUNK FOR DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS! Her poor captioning hands could not get the message to us.

 

[Dr Dave]

Something must be done!

 

[Mirah]

Dr Dave can save the day!

 

[Dr Dave]

Can yes...

Will... that is another matter all together.

 

[Yub]

First Dave destroys her house and then won't save Tisi who is trapped in a trunk!!


THE CAD! HE IS A MONSTER!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Suddenly Tisi is in a rejected Dr. Suess book...

 

[Dr Dave]

First Dave destroys her house and then won't save Tisi who is trapped in a trunk!!


THE CAD! HE IS A MONSTER!!

First off The Chinaman blew up her house.

Second off, I'm a bastard not a cad.

Thirdly go eat a dingo.

 

[Tisiphone]

Suddenly Tisi is in a rejected Dr. Suess book...

Kinda feels like it.