Dr Dave
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Tisiphone woke up in a room. It was a small room, covered with pictures of Dick Cheney. In the room was a bed, a tv, and Doctor Dave.
"What are you doing here Doctor Dave... more importantly what am I doing here?"
Doctor Dave just blinked.
"Doc.." Said Tisiphone
"Oh hi, yeah I'm not really here." replied Doctor Dave.
"Am I really here?" asked Tisiphone
"Yeah, you're here. I'm just a figment of your imagination, like the idea that Crystal Pepsi was a good idea or that Ace of Base is a bad band" replied Doctor Dave.
"Oh...err what am I doing here" Asked Tisiphone.
Doctor Dave just blinked (again).
Tisiphone tried to remember. There were just bits and pices.
Tisiphone remembered drinking 2 bottles of tequila at the monthy snake stabbing party. She remembered eating an entire box of fruit loopps, then the black can, and Bob Dole.
"Remember earlier" Said Doctor Dave.
Earlier that day Tisiphone had been at work, that much she remebered. Tisiphone worked and lived in CAPTION LAND which for reasons that nobody could explain (although Doctor Dave once did explain it) was in Texas.
Tisiphone had captioned SPORTS PROGRAM 22 on THE SPORTS NETEORK.
What had she captioned she wounded.
"That boring sport they play up north." said Doctor Dave
"How the fuck do you know what I captioned?" shouted Tisiphone.
"I'm a figment of your imagination remember?" asked Doctor Dave.
Tisiphone frowned at this. Why was it Doctor Dave?
"Were you expecting curiousa2z?" Asked Doctor Dave
"Well yeah, she never gets mentioned in story's on TK" said Tisiphone.
Doctor Dave shrugged
"You're no help" said Tisiphone.
"You captioned something from your mind during the program" Said Doctor Dave.
Now Tisiphone remembered. While sleep captioning during work she had reviled that Curling was in fact a training program to teach people how to use brooms as there are a lack of brooms in Canada due to BROOM MAN 23 stealing them all.
"But, i just imagined that, I mean it's such a stupid idea how could it be real?" Asked Tisiphone
"Did you? Is it really such a ludicrous idea?" asked Doctor Dave
"Well yeah, it's completly stupid" noted Tisiphone.
"Well yeah, but stupider things have happend, like Heroes being on past season 1." Said Doctor Dave.
"Is this all going to end in this being a dream sequence, I hate those." Said Tisiphone.
"Yeah, time to wake up, you need to feed your new pet." Said Doctor Dave.
Tisiphone woke up, in her own bed. In the far end of her room where here tv used to be was Bickendan.
"What the fuck?" Shouted Tisiphone
"Don't ask" said Bick.
"Really, what the fuck." said Tisiphone.
"Do you really want to know about your tv being traded for me?" asked Bick.
"I liked that tv..." said Tisiphone.
The end.
"What are you doing here Doctor Dave... more importantly what am I doing here?"
Doctor Dave just blinked.
"Doc.." Said Tisiphone
"Oh hi, yeah I'm not really here." replied Doctor Dave.
"Am I really here?" asked Tisiphone
"Yeah, you're here. I'm just a figment of your imagination, like the idea that Crystal Pepsi was a good idea or that Ace of Base is a bad band" replied Doctor Dave.
"Oh...err what am I doing here" Asked Tisiphone.
Doctor Dave just blinked (again).
Tisiphone tried to remember. There were just bits and pices.
Tisiphone remembered drinking 2 bottles of tequila at the monthy snake stabbing party. She remembered eating an entire box of fruit loopps, then the black can, and Bob Dole.
"Remember earlier" Said Doctor Dave.
Earlier that day Tisiphone had been at work, that much she remebered. Tisiphone worked and lived in CAPTION LAND which for reasons that nobody could explain (although Doctor Dave once did explain it) was in Texas.
Tisiphone had captioned SPORTS PROGRAM 22 on THE SPORTS NETEORK.
What had she captioned she wounded.
"That boring sport they play up north." said Doctor Dave
"How the fuck do you know what I captioned?" shouted Tisiphone.
"I'm a figment of your imagination remember?" asked Doctor Dave.
Tisiphone frowned at this. Why was it Doctor Dave?
"Were you expecting curiousa2z?" Asked Doctor Dave
"Well yeah, she never gets mentioned in story's on TK" said Tisiphone.
Doctor Dave shrugged
"You're no help" said Tisiphone.
"You captioned something from your mind during the program" Said Doctor Dave.
Now Tisiphone remembered. While sleep captioning during work she had reviled that Curling was in fact a training program to teach people how to use brooms as there are a lack of brooms in Canada due to BROOM MAN 23 stealing them all.
"But, i just imagined that, I mean it's such a stupid idea how could it be real?" Asked Tisiphone
"Did you? Is it really such a ludicrous idea?" asked Doctor Dave
"Well yeah, it's completly stupid" noted Tisiphone.
"Well yeah, but stupider things have happend, like Heroes being on past season 1." Said Doctor Dave.
"Is this all going to end in this being a dream sequence, I hate those." Said Tisiphone.
"Yeah, time to wake up, you need to feed your new pet." Said Doctor Dave.
Tisiphone woke up, in her own bed. In the far end of her room where here tv used to be was Bickendan.
"What the fuck?" Shouted Tisiphone
"Don't ask" said Bick.
"Really, what the fuck." said Tisiphone.
"Do you really want to know about your tv being traded for me?" asked Bick.
"I liked that tv..." said Tisiphone.
The end.
