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Titties.

I frequently think of starting a thread with just the word "Titties," especially when I am at a loss for words but still need to express myself in some emotionally desperate way. Not because I think about titties all the time, but because it is a word I use around the house as a low-level cuss word, like some people say "shit" when they drop something. Sometimes I say "shit" like normal people, but sometimes I say "Oh titties!" instead. I haven't catalogued the incidents where I've said it so I can't fully explain what environmental and/or emotional conditions prompt me to switch cuss words. I do know that in extreme situations, or on days when I'm feeling small and petty, I will instead substitute "shit" with "fuck your mother in hell" or even "fuck your mother up the dried up smelly cunt in hell" when I'm feeling particularly persecuted by the world and all the invisible gremlins in it that cause me harm and inconvenience while I'm just trying to live my life in my lonely little apartment, not hurting anyone. HEY MY FOOD IS HERE!
 
Eggs, I've got a friend who uses different words to cuss. He'll run into something and say "Johnsonrod!" or "Mono."
 
Peeked in here expecting to see some photos of pretty titties. :smfsad:

I'd toss some titties out there, but attachment privileges are still just a dream...
 
I say FUDGE instead of FUCK, but shit is a GOOD WORD and I don't understand why it's a cuss word. IT'S JUST POOP.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I frequently think of starting a thread with just the word "Titties," especially when I am at a loss for words but still need to express myself in some emotionally desperate way. Not because I think about titties all the time, but because it is a word I use around the house as a low-level cuss word, like some people say "shit" when they drop something. Sometimes I say "shit" like normal people, but sometimes I say "Oh titties!" instead. I haven't catalogued the incidents where I've said it so I can't fully explain what environmental and/or emotional conditions prompt me to switch cuss words. I do know that in extreme situations, or on days when I'm feeling small and petty, I will instead substitute "shit" with "fuck your mother in hell" or even "fuck your mother up the dried up smelly cunt in hell" when I'm feeling particularly persecuted by the world and all the invisible gremlins in it that cause me harm and inconvenience while I'm just trying to live my life in my lonely little apartment, not hurting anyone. HEY MY FOOD IS HERE!
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Sometimes I say "shit" out loud at an inappropriate time, then I realize I've said, "shit" and say "fuck" instead, then back to shit, then fuck, then shit, then fuck fuck shit. Then it turns into a really bad day or something like that.
 
One time I got in an argument with my son's principle and told her "fuck you". She called the police and said she felt threatened by me.
 
"well, officer, it was not so much a threat, but rather an attempt at bribery. How was I to know she was a strict catholic?"
 
My grandma said SHIT in front of the preacher when he came to visit my great grandma one time. We never let her forget it. Also, she taught me to say shit when I was about 4.
 
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