Atlas_Collins
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I voted for me because I like me!
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TK annual Moron Award
- Thread starter VKD
- Start date
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
VKD said:
People who live in glass houses shouldn't talk lots of shit on messageboards where folks like Conchaga will only too happily find all that personal info and use it to nuke you into fifty billion glowing slivers of PWN.
Atlas_Collins
New member
That was fun to watch!
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
What? For me? I won?!! I have been voted the greatest Moron of the year at Troll Kingdom? Oh please! Little ol' me? Pshaw! You are serious? Well then I accept with both pleasure and thanks.
*ahem* Is the microphone on? Yes? Well alright. First of all, I am at a loss for words. I will say that I had never expected an award of any kind from Troll Kingdom. An eviction notice perhaps or even a complete ban from the hallowed halls of Troll Kingdom, but an award? Never in a million years. I daresay the decision you of Troll Kingdom have made is a most wise one. Surely there can be no further proof I have kept you all upon your toes. This award also proves you have all come to accept the one inescapable conclusion, that you all wish you were all like me, the great SaintLucifer. I must admit a statue in my honour would have been more fitting but I accept that your site has lost much of its traffic, therefore you have not the means to erect any statue. Quite understandable. I shall overlook this oversight on your part.
I would like to thank BAD DOG for the many months he has accepted his position as my ultimate bitch (pardon the pun). Naturally I cannot leave out my thanks to VKD for having started the polling in the first place. I am the envy of VKD and with his decision to create this poll in my honour, he has come to accept his place as my lesser. Well done VKD! I knew you would finally admit to the truth! I must not forget to thank MISS MANNERS for being perhaps the greatest of all hypocritical bitches. I cannot lie. That game she played where she told everyone when I was no longer DC'ed when in fact I was, it was truly genius. Upon review of her posts, many would agree with my conclusion that she is a bitch of a few words ('Hello, you are new. Welcome to Troll Kingdom. Have some tea and enjoy your stay'). Talk about a one track mind!
I would be remiss in not thanking the great EGGS MAYONNAISE, the very first Admin to have banned me from not one, but two separate sites! Now there is something to tell the grandchildren! Please give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen! EGGS serves both Troll Kingdom and LoNaf with the greatest of hypocrisy! Yes! Applause please! Am I being too forward in suggesting that perhaps EGGS and MISS MANNERS should get together? We may then begin to address the both as the HYPOCRITICALS!
Ah, how about my friend SAREK? I wish to thank him for showing me what repetition looks like. His stamping of the words 'Shut The Fuck Up Luci!' all over the walls of Troll Kingdom cannot be missed! I would suggest this helped my chances at winning this award! Thank you SAREK you dear little fat man! Keep up with the crap graffiti. May you continue to watch rerun after rerun of your beloved Star Trek: The Next GEneration from the comfort of mommy and daddy's basement!
We cannot forget MESSENGER/ZODIAC. This is a man who is proud owner of a 10th dan, 1st degree black belt in the art of Whining! He has no peer in this field! There are many, like DRACULA, who attempt to emulate his whiny style, but fail miserably. Please give a warm round of applause for MESSENGER/ZODIAC/KEFKA! Let us extend that round of applause for his ability to spend hours creating new duals for himself here in Troll Kingdom! The ability to do such requires much patience and stamina. The ability of one to sit before a computer whilst never setting foot outside of his room in mommy and daddy's attic, is quite astonishing to say the least. To do this without the least desire to run outside and seek a job leaves me shaking my head. Surely this affects you all in the same manner yes?
I wish to thank LAKER_GIRL for showing me what UGLY truly looks like. She had the courage to display pictures of her true self on this site, without worrying about how hot-blooded males would react. Rest assured no one has left a trail of more limp dicks than a naked LAKER_GIRL! A round of applause!
Ah, FAGH, er I mean GAGH. Here is a gentleman who may be accurately described as the FAG who likes to GAG when taking in too much of a person's cock. I recall fondly when GAGH described to us the night he took GRAMMOUR BOY's cock down his throat and swallowed his cum. I remember the pride he displayed when he recited the tale to us, over and over again. Never had I seen anyone happier than the FAGH. I would also like to suggest to Troll Kingdom that a new award be created in honour of FAGH. This new award shall be granted to those greatest of spammers. I must stipulate that the award shall only be given to those who spam only because they feel like it, not because they are, like FAGH here, too stupid to post anything else. I have never met anyone at a greater loss of words than FAGH.
Most of all, I would like to thank MYSELF. I did it my way. If you are waiting for me to thank GOD, I would like to point out that I already have. Did you not see where I thanked myself?
Yours,
SaintLucifer.
SaintLucifer said:
What? For me? I won?!! I have been voted the greatest Moron of the year at Troll Kingdom? Oh please! Little ol' me? Pshaw! You are serious? Well then I accept with both pleasure and thanks.
*ahem* Is the microphone on? Yes? Well alright. First of all, I am at a loss for words. I will say that I had never expected an award of any kind from Troll Kingdom. An eviction notice perhaps or even a complete ban from the hallowed halls of Troll Kingdom, but an award? Never in a million years. I daresay the decision you of Troll Kingdom have made is a most wise one. Surely there can be no further proof I have kept you all upon your toes. This award also proves you have all come to accept the one inescapable conclusion, that you all wish you were all like me, the great SaintLucifer. I must admit a statue in my honour would have been more fitting but I accept that your site has lost much of its traffic, therefore you have not the means to erect any statue. Quite understandable. I shall overlook this oversight on your part.
I would like to thank BAD DOG for the many months he has accepted his position as my ultimate bitch (pardon the pun). Naturally I cannot leave out my thanks to VKD for having started the polling in the first place. I am the envy of VKD and with his decision to create this poll in my honour, he has come to accept his place as my lesser. Well done VKD! I knew you would finally admit to the truth! I must not forget to thank MISS MANNERS for being perhaps the greatest of all hypocritical bitches. I cannot lie. That game she played where she told everyone when I was no longer DC'ed when in fact I was, it was truly genius. Upon review of her posts, many would agree with my conclusion that she is a bitch of a few words ('Hello, you are new. Welcome to Troll Kingdom. Have some tea and enjoy your stay'). Talk about a one track mind!
I would be remiss in not thanking the great EGGS MAYONNAISE, the very first Admin to have banned me from not one, but two separate sites! Now there is something to tell the grandchildren! Please give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen! EGGS serves both Troll Kingdom and LoNaf with the greatest of hypocrisy! Yes! Applause please! Am I being too forward in suggesting that perhaps EGGS and MISS MANNERS should get together? We may then begin to address the both as the HYPOCRITICALS!
Ah, how about my friend SAREK? I wish to thank him for showing me what repetition looks like. His stamping of the words 'Shut The Fuck Up Luci!' all over the walls of Troll Kingdom cannot be missed! I would suggest this helped my chances at winning this award! Thank you SAREK you dear little fat man! Keep up with the crap graffiti. May you continue to watch rerun after rerun of your beloved Star Trek: The Next GEneration from the comfort of mommy and daddy's basement!
We cannot forget MESSENGER/ZODIAC. This is a man who is proud owner of a 10th dan, 1st degree black belt in the art of Whining! He has no peer in this field! There are many, like DRACULA, who attempt to emulate his whiny style, but fail miserably. Please give a warm round of applause for MESSENGER/ZODIAC/KEFKA! Let us extend that round of applause for his ability to spend hours creating new duals for himself here in Troll Kingdom! The ability to do such requires much patience and stamina. The ability of one to sit before a computer whilst never setting foot outside of his room in mommy and daddy's attic, is quite astonishing to say the least. To do this without the least desire to run outside and seek a job leaves me shaking my head. Surely this affects you all in the same manner yes?
I wish to thank LAKER_GIRL for showing me what UGLY truly looks like. She had the courage to display pictures of her true self on this site, without worrying about how hot-blooded males would react. Rest assured no one has left a trail of more limp dicks than a naked LAKER_GIRL! A round of applause!
Ah, FAGH, er I mean GAGH. Here is a gentleman who may be accurately described as the FAG who likes to GAG when taking in too much of a person's cock. I recall fondly when GAGH described to us the night he took GRAMMOUR BOY's cock down his throat and swallowed his cum. I remember the pride he displayed when he recited the tale to us, over and over again. Never had I seen anyone happier than the FAGH. I would also like to suggest to Troll Kingdom that a new award be created in honour of FAGH. This new award shall be granted to those greatest of spammers. I must stipulate that the award shall only be given to those who spam only because they feel like it, not because they are, like FAGH here, too stupid to post anything else. I have never met anyone at a greater loss of words than FAGH.
Most of all, I would like to thank MYSELF. I did it my way. If you are waiting for me to thank GOD, I would like to point out that I already have. Did you not see where I thanked myself?
Yours,
SaintLucifer.
I got just passed half-way then my ears started to bleed.
RWC gets my vote anyway, that guy is a retard of quite mythic proportions.
Grammour Boy
Rebel
:razz:SaintLucifer said:
Grammour Boy
Rebel
Hobo Jo said:
:razz:
Grammour Boy
Rebel
It wasn't meant to hurt. Did you read my apology in Tkarma comments? When and if Tkarma returns, you might want to have a look.Hobo Jo said:
:razz:
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
^^Thank you for your nomination.
If it is considered, would an admin or mod lease edit the following:
"that" should be "their"
"you" should be "them"
(I'm a little surprised Grammour Boy didn't catch it --wait...No I'm not.)
If it is considered, would an admin or mod lease edit the following:
"that" should be "their"
"you" should be "them"
(I'm a little surprised Grammour Boy didn't catch it --wait...No I'm not.)