TK Christmas List

[Cranky Bastard]

At least it isn't another fucking HUG thread.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Grammour Boy: A reservation for the Penthouse Suite at my Hotel California, where all fantasies can come true, even the ones yet to be dreamt.

That's nice, Enki. Thank you . I will be looking to use that reservation real soon...Understand?

 

[jack]

To Grammour Boy: A new neck.

 

[jack]

To eloisel: A day at my spa.

 

[jack]

To enke: Adobe Animator

 

[jack]

to Rureddy: a restraining order.

 

[jack]

To Danny Hellman: an appeal.

 

[jack]

To Coyote Ugly: A silicone repair kit.

 

[jack]

To Mentalist: Dinner with Neil Gaiman, Michael Jackson and Natalie Portman.

 

[jack]

To Eggs Mayonnaise: a copy of Internet Admin for Dummies

 

[jack]

To Hambil: A circular habitrail tube.

 

[jack]

To Cait: A new vagina.

 

[jack]

To Friday: some shoe polish

 

[jack]

to Love Child: lip gloss and strawberries

 

[jack]

to The Question: A copy of IBM and The Holocaust and tickets to The Archives.

 

[jack]

to DarthSikle: having the flop be the ace that gives you the full house.

 

[jack]

To Henoch: A box of Tampax Supers

 

[jack]

This is fun

 

[The Harlot]

This is fun

LOL

 

[Friday]

jack...I ask again...what's up with the shoe polish? I'm still not getting it.