EnglishRose
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They're great. Thanks Shatna - are there any more?
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TK Comics Flashback
- Thread starter Shatna
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Shatna
SOINT PLUT!
RuReddy said:Those were fantastic!!!!
Thanks Shatna, for diggin' up some of the past....
Gotta love that tour bus....
There was so damn much more!!! Jillian's "comic strip" was one of my favorites. So was the "TK Thanksgiving", when I parodied a Normal Rockwell painting by inserting TK avatars at the table. I need to find this stuff!!!
EnglishRose said:
I may just have to start doing new ones!
The Question
Eternal
OMG! We need one of those t-shirts for each of us, and then we can collect 'em all! Seriously, Shatna, put some of those on CafePress, they do black t-shirts now. 
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Eternal
jack said:
Oh, I remember the bus. What was the girl's name we picked up in Canoga Park? Ohhhh, yeah... Mary.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
jack said:
Well, I was driving...but I wasn't intoxicated. Additionally, I swear I didn't see those old ladies out in the road.
The Question
Eternal
Mary was distracting him with the Telefunken U-47.
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
No, it was because someone kept insisting on listening to the Captain and Tenille on the 8-track tapedeck.
That's enough to drive anyone into road rage.
That's enough to drive anyone into road rage.
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Eternal
CoyoteUgly said:
Oh, is that what those awful sounds were. I thought someone had thrown a parakeet into the orgy for some reason.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
These things should be gathered up and permanently added to the TK Historical Museum -- or is that Hystrical Museum.
Sadistic Bastard
No Mercy
First of all: It was Euthanasia day, the bus was just a means to an end, and we did take out two of the attendants too.
Second: I still think it was sabotage, A) no one at TK would put the moonshine next to the anti-tank rounds, and certainly not the flare guns next to both, and B) no one recalls placing the Samovar on top of the crates. After all, we all had tea we needed from MM's set next to the hot tub.
Third: I saved one of the hub-caps.
-SB
Second: I still think it was sabotage, A) no one at TK would put the moonshine next to the anti-tank rounds, and certainly not the flare guns next to both, and B) no one recalls placing the Samovar on top of the crates. After all, we all had tea we needed from MM's set next to the hot tub.
Third: I saved one of the hub-caps.
-SB
The Question
Eternal
Ah -- I managed to dig up the court transcript from one of the witnesses of the infamous Bus Ordeal:
But one night, at the
Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...
SCENE FOUR
CREW SLUT
Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white
dress,
is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her
mouth
as LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order to
make
an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit
and sings
to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a
little while ago,
as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew
bus,
hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of
Hooverism on
the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System.
LARRY:
Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you 'll love it
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
Be a CREW SLUT
See the world
Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
CREW SLUT
Add water, makes its own sauce
Be a CREW SLUT
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are fust waiting for you
You never get to move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On the mixer's face
Be a CREW SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you'll love it!
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
I ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
CREW SLUT
Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
CREW SLUT
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you
At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time
to time,
borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues
jam
session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are
endowed with
a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. Obviously
impressed
with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that
screeching
little noises come out of it, MARY kneels again and reaches
upward in
gestures of supplication, listening intently as LARRY continues
to sing...
LARRY:
Well you been to Alabama, girl,
'N' Georgia too
'N' all the boys in thecrew
Is bein' good to you
I know yer sayin' to yourself
'This is the way to go
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
'Cause you're the CREW SLUT
MARY:
I'm into leather...
LARRY:
That s good! A lot of the boys in the crew
Love leather...
MARY:
And rubber...
LARRY:
Yeh, they like rubber too... shrink- tubing
With a hair dryer...
ROAD CREW CHORUS:
Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
MARY:
Ha ha ha...
LARRY:
You like that, huh?
I told you you'd love it...
It's a way of life!
ROAD CREW CHORUS:
The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!
MARY:
A present for me?
LARRY: We got a present for you!
MARY:
Whaddya got?
Whaddya gonna give me?
LARRY:
It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47
You'll love it...
MARY: With leather?
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
Leather, heh heh... This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...
And so MARY was enticed away from Joe
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life of SLEAZERY
With the entire road crew of some Famous Rock Group (I don't
know whether it
was Toad-O... I don't know... I'll check it out)
Again we see MUSIC
Causing BIG TROUBLE!
But one night, at the
Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...
SCENE FOUR
CREW SLUT
Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white
dress,
is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her
mouth
as LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order to
make
an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit
and sings
to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a
little while ago,
as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew
bus,
hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of
Hooverism on
the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System.
LARRY:
Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you 'll love it
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
Be a CREW SLUT
See the world
Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
CREW SLUT
Add water, makes its own sauce
Be a CREW SLUT
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are fust waiting for you
You never get to move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On the mixer's face
Be a CREW SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you'll love it!
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
I ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
CREW SLUT
Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
CREW SLUT
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you
At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time
to time,
borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues
jam
session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are
endowed with
a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. Obviously
impressed
with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that
screeching
little noises come out of it, MARY kneels again and reaches
upward in
gestures of supplication, listening intently as LARRY continues
to sing...
LARRY:
Well you been to Alabama, girl,
'N' Georgia too
'N' all the boys in thecrew
Is bein' good to you
I know yer sayin' to yourself
'This is the way to go
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
'Cause you're the CREW SLUT
MARY:
I'm into leather...
LARRY:
That s good! A lot of the boys in the crew
Love leather...
MARY:
And rubber...
LARRY:
Yeh, they like rubber too... shrink- tubing
With a hair dryer...
ROAD CREW CHORUS:
Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
MARY:
Ha ha ha...
LARRY:
You like that, huh?
I told you you'd love it...
It's a way of life!
ROAD CREW CHORUS:
The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!
MARY:
A present for me?
LARRY: We got a present for you!
MARY:
Whaddya got?
Whaddya gonna give me?
LARRY:
It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47
You'll love it...
MARY: With leather?
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
Leather, heh heh... This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...
And so MARY was enticed away from Joe
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life of SLEAZERY
With the entire road crew of some Famous Rock Group (I don't
know whether it
was Toad-O... I don't know... I'll check it out)
Again we see MUSIC
Causing BIG TROUBLE!
BitchSlapSmitty
New member
I'd make you all go out and buy me beer if you rolled into my town.
missmanners
grrrrrrrr...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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