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TK park

Dr Dave

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If TK had a park, what would be in it?

Here are some things that would have to be in it:

-A statue of Michelle Trachtenberg.
-The Nurse Chloe first aid tent.
-A duck pond
-A working Minefield.
-A large axe sculpture.
-A cow statue

So what other things should be in our park?
 
A nice villa in the Spanish fashion, with a grand Tea Room in the centre.
 
A day care center for the "kids" that happens to be 20 feet underground.
 
BETTER BE GOOD TEA

-A playground in the form of a Giantesses.
 
One of these:

 
Dachshunds rock.
 
A duck pond WITH ducks, I hope.
 
How else would you know it's a duck pond?
 
Giant video screens showing Jonathan Frakes acting.
 
A big wheel of cheese!

(Eggs will get this reference)
 
A giant screen that displays the current Wacky Top Ten with pictures.
 
Yes, each picture larger than the last according to rank...
 
A big wheel of cheese!

(Eggs will get this reference)
ANDREW JACKSON...in the lobby of the White House...kept a 2-ton block of cheese, so that anyone who was hungry could partake of it.

Cheers.
 
can we also get a pool filled with peanut oil? it's all slimy and sexy and stuff.
 
We sure can Ish.
 
Who's getting in the pool???
 
You for one.

Don't worry ladies (other then Cassie), Dave has not forgotten you! More things to come.
 
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