TK Philly Meetup

[missmanners]

OUCH!
*bites*

*growls* *yanks hair*

:voodoo:

mm

 

[Donovan]

*casually slides kiddie pool filled with rainbow Jello closer to fighting hotties*
*readies camera phone for future You-tube/blackmail purposes*

 

[Mirah]

*leans over to Ily and whispers in her ear*

Ily did you hear what mm said about you the other day? I think you should take her down.

 

[Donovan]

*gets missmanners' attention: See that? Now there's two of them talking shit. I think you could take 'em both. Here, use this bikini...*

 

[Dual]

*growls* *yanks hair*

:voodoo:

mm

If you're in the area, dear, I'd love to take you out for dinner.

 

[Conchaga]

mm's in buckeye country. Nowhere near here. The only two other TK members near here are darth sickle and cock.

 

[Aquehonga]

Sadly no, however I am sure it would be a pleasure to meet you in person.

The same CAN'T be said for me.

As Lt. Mewa of TurdForge said about me: I'm the epitome of someone you'd NEVER want to meet or know IRL.

Teh Mewster hit the nail right on the head.

 

[Dual]

I'd like to meet you, my little friend.

 

[Ilyanna]

*casually slides kiddie pool filled with rainbow Jello closer to fighting hotties*
*readies camera phone for future You-tube/blackmail purposes*

*accidentally throws phone into Jell-O* erm, oops?

*leans over to Ily and whispers in her ear*

Ily did you hear what mm said about you the other day? I think you should take her down.

Tsk tsk tsk, Mirah, Mirah, ratting on mm? Baaaad move..... *uses Mirah as a shield against mm's attacks*

*gets missmanners' attention: See that? Now there's two of them talking shit. I think you could take 'em both. Here, use this bikini...*

Oh wait a second Mister - you don't seriously think we will allow anyone to see us in that kind of old-fashioned garment, do you??
*drops the handful of Jell-O intended to go into mm's hair*
Hey girls, let's go and buy us some of the real stuff before we continue... oh and while we're at it, there are some cute little shoes I wanna try, too.

As for you guys....

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:who?me?:

But, that said, I'm in love with Ily.

 

[missmanners]

What is it with guys and jello anyway? It leaves an odd stain on the leather.

Can we stop by the GunZnAmo mart on the way for shoes Ily? I'm hoping to catch a sale on the 9 mm.


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[Loktar]

What is it with guys and jello anyway? It leaves an odd stain on the leather.

You could always use sour cream, whipped cream, olive oil, ky jelly and turkey gravy as alternatives.



lktr

 

[Ilyanna]

What is it with guys and jello anyway? It leaves an odd stain on the leather.

Maybe it has something to do with the inner child, you know, some kind of thrill derived from being torn between the nine-years-old wanting to delve into tons of Jello and the 19- (I'm being generous here) years-old who just wants to see naked girls. I guess it makes sense to them.

Can we stop by the GunZnAmo mart on the way for shoes Ily? I'm hoping to catch a sale on the 9 mm.


mm

Oh, absolutely. And when you get it, we should go straightaway and test it, too. It's been ages since I last went to the range!

 

[Donovan]

Maybe it has something to do with the inner child, you know, some kind of thrill derived from being torn between the nine-years-old wanting to delve into tons of Jello and the 19- (I'm being generous here) years-old who just wants to see naked girls. I guess it makes sense to them.



Oh, absolutely. And when you get it, we should go straightaway and test it, too. It's been ages since I last went to the range!

I dunno about the Jello, Seph brought that and "waste not, want not..."

But I'm way more than nineteen, and if I ever get tired of seeing a naked girl you should check for a pulse. I'll be the terror of the nursing home when I'm ninety. Nurses with pinch marks lol.

99.9 % shared DNA with Chimps. That = throwing poo and touching ourselves at every opportunity. I'm just sayin...

 

[Ilyanna]

I dunno about the Jello, Seph brought that and "waste not, want not..."

But I'm way more than nineteen, and if I ever get tired of seeing a naked girl you should check for a pulse. I'll be the terror of the nursing home when I'm ninety. Nurses with pinch marks lol.

lol! Hey, there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to see naked girls... if you had ever seen me drooling at a bare-chested man, you'd know how absolutely sympathetic I am about that

99.9 % shared DNA with Chimps. That = throwing poo and touching ourselves at every opportunity. I'm just sayin...

oh, it's not so much the touching yourselves we were wondering about...

Oh great, shoe sale. Now we'll NEVER see a catfight. This is worse than waiting for LOST to come back...

Honey, if I were you, I'd worry much more about mm and me trying to find the perfect firearm to match the shoes.

 

[Donovan]

lol! Hey, there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to see naked girls... if you had ever seen me drooling at a bare-chested man, you'd know how absolutely sympathetic I am about that

*takes off shirt, remembers how much I ate over the holidays, puts shirt back on.*

oh, it's not so much the touching yourselves we were wondering about...

Well it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it...

Honey, if I were you, I'd worry much more about mm and me trying to find the perfect firearm to match the shoes.

If I let a little thing like being shot at by gorgeous women stop me, I'd have never graduated seventh grade, let alone lost my virginity...good times.

 

[Ilyanna]

*takes off shirt, remembers how much I ate over the holidays, puts shirt back on.*

Oh, you, you... tease!

Shoot you?!?! Why the hell would any sane woman want to shoot you??
It's just that you'll probably already have forgotten that there has ever been a series called LOST before we have finished our discussion about the choice of caliber, let alone settle the important question of S&W, SIG, or Magnum

 

[missmanners]

Oh, you, you... tease!

Shoot you?!?! Why the hell would any sane woman want to shoot you??
It's just that you'll probably already have forgotten that there has ever been a series called LOST before we have finished our discussion about the choice of caliber, let alone settle the important question of S&W, SIG, or Magnum

And which solvent's scent clashes with our body lotion.


mm

 

[Donovan]

And which solvent's scent clashes with our body lotion.


mm

Mmm, I love the smell of Hoppes and aloe vera in the morning...

 

[Ilyanna]

hehe...

 

[classichummus]

The same CAN'T be said for me.

As Lt. Mewa of TurdForge said about me: I'm the epitome of someone you'd NEVER want to meet or know IRL.

Teh Mewster hit the nail right on the head.

Well, just remember what Pickle said about what it might be like to meet you IRL:

As far as aqua goes: he's too dense to even fuck with. SRSLY: I bet if you met him in RL and started beating the shit out of him, his reaction would be to ask your opinion of the various Star Trek incarnations...