TK Secrets REVEALED!

[Consumer]

First:

The secret "Admin's oath" administered by MM (Menty witnesses)

Spoiler

Oath Giver: Repeat after me
New Admin: Repeat after me
Oath Giver: Don't be a smartass
New Admin: LOL!
Oath giver: I
New Admin: I
Oath Giver, after a severe look: Your name
New Admin (thinks about it): Your name
Oath giver then hits new admin, New admin then gives their pseudonym
Oath giver: Got taken
New admin: Got taken
Oath giver (produces beer bottle): that's it, that's the entire oath.

Oath giver then pours beer over the head of the New Admin.

More Shocking revelations to Come!

 

[Consumer]

The Call Of Nature: now I know why I never was offered adminship - I loathe beer

Isn't that a capitol offense in Germany?

 

[Donovan]

Isn't that a capitol offense in Germany?

It's only a capital offense if a German drinks, then spews the beer out loudly and yells, "THIS BEER TASTES LIKE JEWWWWWWWWS!"


They frown on that...